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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Peter Parker has been swinging round New York as Spider-Man for three years now, balancing school, lab work, and patrol. He’s seen everything by this point. So how has he suddenly developed the ability to speak to and understand New York’s animals?

    5 times Peter had a conversation with an animal (with or without realizing it), plus the time he finally found out how.

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    05 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 94

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    “WHAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER?”

    “I mean... Zooble had so many to pick from!! I talk about my jobs constantly.” Jax started a counter with his fingers. “One-man opera production, president of Paraguay, owner of a meth lab operation. Don’t tell me you forgot about my meth lab operation?”

    “Oh he’s lying. Caine, he’s JUST lying! This is not fair!”

    “YOU’RE RIGHT! THAT ISN’T FAIR!” Caine chorused.

    Caine snapped his fingers.

    Jax stiffened.

    Jax fell silent. The smile dripped off his face. He looked at his hands. He looked at Caine.

    “What did you do?” Jax asked.

    “I MADE IT SO YOU CAN’T LIE!”

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    Caine has pulled the Circus into a Get-to-Know-You Trivia Adventure! It’s a good opportunity to learn about each other for those willing to play along. It’s an even better opportunity to lie for those who aren't willing to reveal anything. …Until Jax is not allowed to lie anymore.

    The Circus members have the opportunity to pull answers from Jax he would never willingly admit to under torture.

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    07 May 2026

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    Rumi's attempt to launch "Golden" is interrupted by a demon attack that leaves Huntrix trapped in each other's bodies. They now have until their hiatus ends to figure it out.

    Mira doesn't know she's a demon.
    Rumi's fighting style doesn't work when she's tiny.
    Zoey can finally reach the top shelf.

    This joke got surprisingly angsty but don't worry, it will get better!

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    17 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 74

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    Before Vi could finish breaking into the apartment, the owner returns. Forced to wait, Vi hears a conversation that changes the course of the future...

    ...was what this was supposed to be, but the longer it went on the sillier it got.

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    Vi is determined to save Jayce, Caitlyn is a useless lesbian, Vander impresses the Kiramman, and Powder and Jayce are the only two sane ones wondering just what is going on.

    Yes. Powder is the sane one.

    A comedy that borders the line between Satire and Crackfic.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    In a post Leviathan Brockton Bay, in order to preserve the Endbringer Truce Taylor is forced to join the Wards and has epic battles that lead to dramatic character developement...

    ...is not what this is.

    Rather, Taylor decides to turn her unique method of escalation to PR itself...

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    09 Apr 2026