How_To_Fail_Correctly



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    " 't ain't cheating. 'tis using tha gifts skillsomewise."

    When it comes to poker, Cio uses all the skills at her disposal to win. It ain't cheating if they don't catch you. It also ain't cheating if they let you distract them with your tail under the table.

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    “So,” Robert peered down at where Courtney sat between his legs, “is now a good time to admit I’ve never actually done this?”

    The look that crossed her face would’ve been comical if he wasn’t feeling oddly vulnerable, which was—stupid, really. He’d had plenty of sex. This wasn’t all that different.

    “You said—” Courtney sat back a little, though she kept her hands on his thighs. “You said you’d been with men before.”

    Robert gave a small smile. “I did, and I have,” which was the truth, “but I was never on the receiving end.”

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    Robert gets sick and two very professional, clearly just friendly coworkers help.

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    Robert Robertson had grown used to the Z-team's constant HR violations, and what they discussed during work hours. So a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill about fellow superheroes during break time isn't too out of the ordinary.

    What he isn't used to is what they have to say about Mecha Man.

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    Courtney didn’t need the power of precognitive permutation to know that, eventually, it was going to come down to this— her, Robert, and room he doesn’t want to be in. AKA: Bad-ending Invisigal does something unforgivable. Maybe then Rob will stop trying to fucking save her.

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