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  1. Public Bookmark 46

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    When a nine year old named Dakota Mercer uses his Make-A-Wish to request both his favourite hockey players at once, Shane Hollander's very efficient system for not thinking about Ilya Rozanov stops working.

    (This fic was previously called Dakota)

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    20 Jun 2026

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    After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.

    Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.

    Edit: Bonus scene added 19/06/2026

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Shane knows his mother would love him if he left the Metros, but he also knows that he could never give her a reason good enough for him to do so. She'd have an excuse, have a reason, have a way to make any event be something he could handle or deal with. They could probably make him commit murder, and she'd brush it off, let alone if Shane finally got tired of the weirdly racist and definitely homophobic comments that got made daily.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    NHL Updates @NHLUpdates
    Montreal captain Shane Hollander begs for information about a mysterious “Boston Lily” who he’s been secretly dating for six years, sparking a viral movement to reunite the pair. Full story below.

    metrooos @hockleberry
    guys I think we might have to lock the fuck in????? #FindBostonLily

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    Amnesiac!Shane knows that he's in love, but not who he's in love with. The internet vows to assist.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Instead of breaking up, Shane and Rose agree to a mutually beneficial lavender relationship for the cameras.

    If only Ilya would let him explain...

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    17 Jun 2026