HonorableAlex
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The Enemy of My Enemy by HonorableAlex
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
05 May 2026
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Is the talking fish bureaucrat that my laser shooting cat has gotten really attached to, for some reason.
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Zev fucked up. She fucked up so bad that her higher ups didn't even want to deal with her anymore, so they decided they could get one last thing out of her; more views.
When she gets thrown in the dungeon, she knows that there's only one thing that can keep her alive long enough to say 'oh shit', and, look at that, he's walking towards her!
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Holding my world together with a boot string by HonorableAlex
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
12 Feb 2026
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When Kai found the strange, scarred, probably crazy man on their favorite roof, they weren't sure if they were about to die or see someone kill themself. Neither of those things happening was a good surprise. Having him keep showing up was an even better one; a good distraction from the looming danger that they could feel hunting them. Wade was a nice guy; weird, talked to himself a lot, and way too open about his sex life, but nice.
Kai really, really hoped they didn't end up getting him killed by Deadpool.
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In the name of someone I no longer know by HonorableAlex
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
08 Jan 2026
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Nell is a marine. They'd like to think that they're a smart marine. And as a smart marine, they'd like to think they know when to pick their battles. Unfortunately, their Commodore is the one that picks the battles that they end up fighting. It usually ends up with a minimal amount of casualties, but this time he seems to have wanted to pick the stupidest battle of them all. Messing with the crew of Strawhat Luffy. They'll be lucky if they make it out of this alive.
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The last thing Usopp remembers is going home after telling Kaya her daily stories. Next think he knows he's waking up injured on a ship in the middle of the New World surrounded by insane pirates that all seem to know him and one extremely stressed marine. He'll be lucky if he makes it out of this alive. -
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"Val’s trained, expert guards were going down like pins in a bowling alley, one after another after another. Every guard killed made a pause in the sound. There was a chorus of harsh screams rising between the pauses. Screams and cries and wet, choking gurgles.
The Devil was displeased and nobody was going to be able to stop him from getting his revenge.
Except. No. One person could stop him. One person could keep Angel from getting slaughtered with the rest of Valentino’s employees. Hope started to bloom behind his eyes.
Charlie. He had to get to Charlie."
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Angel thought it would be a normal day at work. He was wrong.
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Of Friends and Enemies by HonorableAlex
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America - All Media Types
24 Feb 2023
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It was a completely normal and average night the night Leah's life almost fell apart. She'd made normal--some would say misguided, others stupid-- decisions and nearly paid a normal, if extreme price. With the amount of times that New York was nearly destroyed by aliens or otherwise, getting grabbed by plain old human traffickers was almost insulting in its banality. Thankfully Leah had an ace up her sleeve in the form of a hundred year old superhero assassin.
It just sucked that she didn't actually know that.
Oh well, it'll all work out fine.
Probably.
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What's shocking is that Riz is still here, perched on Fabian's shoulders for everyone to see. Fabian is normally so careful about who sees them together, he'll probably be really embarrassed tomorrow when he sobers up and realizes what happened.
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fabian is trying to be a better friend and riz is confusedBookmarked by HonorableAlex
17 Jun 2026
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It's been months since Dante lost a brother and found a nephew. Still dealing with the aftermath of the Temen-ni-gru and struggling to raise a rambunctious Nero on his own, he's fighting just to keep his head above water. When a demon hunt goes awry and accidentally exposes his supernatural nature to a long-time client, Dante expects only the worst. Instead, he's offered a helping hand up-- the first of many. Maybe... Maybe, just for once, karma might be willing to give him a break. After all, one good turn deserves another...
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13 Jun 2026
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Sanji burst into flames, and all the pirates and all the cooks, except for Zeff and the weird little rubber chore boy, screamed.
“So cool!” Luffy said. “How did you do that!? Are you like me?”
Sanji didn’t know what that was supposed to mean and turned to look at Luffy while he burned. “What are you talking about?”
“You know,” Luffy said, stretching out his rubber cheek. “Are you a monster?”
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In which Sanji has been able to catch on fire since he was a child and meditates on monsters, the nature of power, and what it means to be accepted.
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23 May 2026
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tell me a piece of your history (that you've never said out loud) by golden_blue
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
01 Mar 2024
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All of these thoughts fly out of Sanji’s head when Zoro opens his mouth and asks, “Who are the Vinsmokes?”
Glass shatters at his feet. The room goes deathly silent.
Sanji hardly notices, rooted in place with frozen shock and trying to process the question in a way that makes sense. His disbelieving gaze is riveted on Zoro’s face, and Zoro stares back steadily, revealing nothing. “Where,” Sanji says, slowly, quietly, his voice cutting through the stillness like a blade, “did you hear that name?”
Zou isn't the first time the Strawhats hear of the Vinsmokes. Because apparently Sanji can't keep his mouth shut when he's drugged, sick, and delirious with fever.
Or: Sanji has a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. But it's okay, because his family is always there for him.
(Sanji Week Day 5: Family)
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- Part 3 of sanji week 2024 🕒
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23 May 2026
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Beryllium aluminum silicate (chromium for color) by grainjew, Origamidragons
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
24 Apr 2026
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"Oh, you can call me Alphonse," the armored man said, moving a little further into the room. There were footsteps rapidly fading down the hallway behind him, which he didn’t seem inclined to pay any mind to, attention apparently fixed on the mostly-finished circle she’d chalked on the floor. "Is this a Trismegistus array?"
Al teaches a little alchemy.
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22 May 2026