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“What’s the breed?” Crowley hears himself ask.
“Ahm,” the owner sounds as if caught in something illegal. “I’m actually not sure how to answer that.”
“Large, medium or small?”
“Oh, large!” the relieved voice comes bearing a smile.
“Longhaired or shorthaired?”
“Long, I should think.”
“Basic care or styling cut?”
“Basic,” the enthusiastic voice replies, sounding as if he was on a guessing game and hoping for a lucky win.
This guy knows shit about grooming, so Crowley ends the transaction mercifully, “Be here at six, sharp.”
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Fire, Bridges, and other Sensible Idioms by KiaraMGrey
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Aug 2021
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To: The person who stopped the washer in the middle of my wash cycle and took my clothes out just to wash your own… You are an arsehole! Unfortunately for you, so am I. You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow. If you have any problems with this, come see me in 301.
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Aziraphale has a new neighbor, and they certainly don't start off on the right foot.
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When Aziraphale's favorite porn star walks into the coffee shop where he works, it completely derails Aziraphale's day.
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What happens when the sexy guy you're used to watching fuck people on your computer screen is actually the most awkward man you've ever met?
This fic is what happens.
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Living with Crowley in their cottage in the South Downs was pure joy. Over the millenia, Aziraphale had never dared to imagine what it would be like. Waking up, looking into the demon’s face. Discussing plans for the day over breakfast. Spending hours upon hours, idling the day away with a good book or in Crowley’s case, a captivating mobile telephone game. Spending the evenings in a tight embrace, whispering sweet nothings into each other's ears.
It was truly magnificent. Having the demon around day and night was what he had always longed for. Aziraphale would never be ungrateful and complain about it now that some minor details might be less than optimal.
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When Crowley gives Aziraphale the space he asks for, the angel realises that he's not prepared to share Crowley's attention. Good thing the demon knows how to show the angel that he always comes first for him.
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season of the snake by Another_Freak1258
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Nov 2020
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After Hell catches wind of him fraternizing with Aziraphale, Crowley undergoes a behavioral adjustment which amplifies his demonic nature.