HiItsMeImALoser
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“You won’t always have somebody like me or your father to protect you when you can’t protect yourself so you need to be prepared for anything the world can throw at you and the only way to do that is to show up.”
In which, Shikamaru is trained to fight and not to care.
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Neji's pride may or may not have gotten in the way and this time it puts more than just himself in the limelight. Shikamaru and Neji have to conjure an entire relationship out of the friendship they already have to con Hyuga Hiashi - a man with an eye for bullshit - into believing they love each other? They're confused too, because that whole conjuring thing? Way easier than it should've been.
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“I’ve heard there’s been some negotiations regarding Kiri. Word says that they have a new Mizukage.”
Kushina snorts at that, shakes her head and looks like she’s considering banging it on the table until it breaks.
“Sure. Sure.” She waves money in the air, asking for some more ramen. She doesn’t drink in front of Kakashi, because she considers him a "child" and therefore a "bad companionship to drink with".
“Is he that bad?”
“Deadlast of his class,” she says, laughing hysterically. “I would’ve never considered him to be a skilled politician, and yet, here we are,” she spreads her arms, “a world full of fucking surprises!”
Rin survives Kakashi's chidori turning her into a shish kebab. They both try to pick up the pieces of innocence they left behind. Also, there are strange things happening around them.
Or; after the finale, Obito gets yoinked and thrown back in time, seconds before Rin's death.
Or, or; Obito's about to become everyone's problem. Especially Kakashi's.
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- Part 1 of Naruto extravaganza
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27 Jun 2026
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Kakashi's tether to his soulmate is a skin-writing bond. This means that his soulmate's thoughts appear as ink on his skin, and the closer their bond gets, the more the ink spreads.
The problem is that every word shared through their bond is an insult, and even though Kakashi has no interest in finding his soulmate, nothing short of death can sever their ties.
He met his bonded, they don't like him, and now, he has to live with that.
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Kakashi and Obito are soulmates. Neither of them knows, but maybe they should.
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- Part 4 of OBKK Week 2025
- Part 1 of Skin-Writing Disease
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25 Jun 2026
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In the power vacuum left by the Kyuubi's destruction, Shimura Danzo makes his move. In his grief, Kakashi retreats to his ancestral farmlands—but peace is hard to find when the seeds of certain secrets begin to grow.
After the Kyuubi, Kakashi retires.
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- Part 1 of Scaring Crows
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20 Jun 2026
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“I already told you, I don’t have hypothermia,” Lance says. “I’m okay. I’m just really, really cold.”
Keith raises an eyebrow. “What do you think hypothermia is?”
“Oh, don’t get all technical. I—”
His body betrays him by breaking out into another fit of shivers, so violent they leave him dizzy, his vision dark at the edges.
It knocks most of the fight out of him, and he sits there for a moment, feeling miserable and pathetic.
“Look,” Keith says, his voice low and infuriatingly kind, “you can drop the act. I know you. I can tell when you’re not okay.”
Lance stares at him, feeling exposed and cut to the bone.
“I could get better on my own,” he says.
“You won’t,” Keith tells him bluntly. “Not unless you let me help you.”
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Getting stranded in a cave during a blizzard is bad. Having to rely on Keith Kogane for warmth is… complicated. Lance survives the night. Figuring out what it meant is another story.
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11 Apr 2026
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Shikamaru finds himself worried over his inability to form a crush on anyone. As his best friends, Ino and Choji take it upon themselves to create a love strategy for him. After multiple unsuccessful attempts to get him to be interested in anyone, Shikamaru thinks the strategy is a failure. The fact that Sakura sticks around after is not related.
After all, it would be too troublesome to have a crush on Ino's closest friend, right?
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09 Apr 2026