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His house liked Draco Malfoy more than him.
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- Part 3 of Harry Potter works
- Part 11 of Astolat Sampler
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11 Jul 2026
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Make a Wish (and Blow) by Shipyard_Voyager
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Oct 2025
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"Quirk use for anything but heroics is heavily regulated. There are plenty of exceptions but for personal use on others for money? That's more than a hefty fine and the kind of attention nobody would want." Shouta reached out and tapped the half-forgotten menu. "Doesn't mean there isn't a market for it."
Hizashi pulled it over for a glance and the words that came out of his mouth were the first ones that crossed his mind.
"Holy shit."
Aphrodisiac quirks. Multiple aphrodisiac quirks. A cloning quirk. A shape shifting quirk. Extreme sensitivity quirk. Body alterations, sensory deprivation, loss of inhibitions, temporary animal transformation. Hizashi flipped to the back with eyes bugging out of his skull at the offer of more extreme entrées.
The glass was at his lips before he thought to lift it, smooth whiskey burning its way down and spreading out into a pleasant heat that only added to what was already there.
"Happy birthday, Hizashi."
[Or: Shouta Aizawa has excellent taste in gifts and Hizashi gets to try something he never thought would be on the menu for him]
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- Part 8 of U Busy?
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03 Jul 2026
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everywhere on earth you go (you're gonna have me) by nondz (pinkjook)
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
07 Sep 2020
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“We’ll just commit to the buddy system,” Nile says.
“Buddy system?” Booker asks, eyebrows raised.
OR: Nile goes clubbing, gets lost in Ireland, learns to swing dance, dies in Portugal, and falls in love. Mostly in that order.
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07 Jun 2026
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Self Help by Theotrix
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 May 2014
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14 Apr 2026
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The Marvel Fractions by Nonymos
Fandom Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
19 Apr 2015
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31 Mar 2026
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Moonlight by Theoz_wolf
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 Mar 2026
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Scott took his sunglasses from the side pocket of his backpack and put them on. His phone vibrated. He pulled it out and there it was: a picture of Kip and Elena from across the street. Kip smiling, Elena pouting. Below it, the caption: "Please don't die crossing this sea of people."
Scott laughed to himself, put the phone away, and pushed the door open.
The screams of excitement crashed over Scott like a wave. Fans crowded the sides of the path, many with tears in their eyes, others with their arms reaching over the metal barricades, everyone wanting a piece of that night. Happy shouts celebrating the victory, hoarse voices declaring their love for the team, words of pride and admiration. Scott smiled slightly, giving a general wave as he walked, sharing looks of gratitude to both sides – until the smile froze on his face.
"THEY TURNED HOCKEY GAY?! SERIOUSLY?! FUCK YOU, HUNTER!"
The voice cut through the air like a blade. Scott swallowed hard, his eyes finding a compact group on the other side of the metal barricades. Not happy at all. Men, mostly, their expressions twisted with hate, being held back by the police officers doing security.
"HOPE YOU DIE, YOU FAGGOT!"
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24 Mar 2026
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Scott opens his hands, plaintive and apologetic. “I don’t know. When I won that, you and I were…apart. Everything about that win felt so meaningless, because I didn’t have the one thing that really mattered to me. I dunno, I guess I never really let myself celebrate the win.”
Scott gets the medal ceremony he deserved all along.
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11 Mar 2026
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After a thorough evaluation of Mr. Hunter’s medical records as well as a physical examination by independent MLH medical staff, it is the duty of this investigation committee to confirm Mr. Hunter’s disclosure: that he is now and has always been a primary gender male and a secondary gender Omega.
Scott Hunter has lived his life the only way he knows how, but all things must change.
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27 Feb 2026
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In his periphery—because he’s not looking, he’s definitely not looking—Scott has rolled into a side plank. For fuck’s sake.
“Babe?” Kip calls, not looking away from the paper.
“Yeah?”
“Can you go and do that somewhere else?”
Or: Kip is trying to study. Scott is trying to be a distraction.
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08 Feb 2026
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The Finger Lakes are about as temperamentally far from New York City as he could get. In less than an hour he can be in Rochester, if he wanted to. If there were anything still there of his old life—the life he’d had as a boy, before his parents died, before boarding school, before the NHL consumed him and spat him out.
Ten years after letting Kip walk out of his apartment, Scott is retired and living in obscurity, running a bed and breakfast in upstate New York.
It’s quiet there. It’s lonely. It’s exactly how he likes it.
Until serendipity brings Kip to his doorstep.
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04 Feb 2026
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“I’m not going to go easy on you, you know,” Kip says, standing and slipping his tshirt over his head.
Scott’s brain glitches at the sight of Kip’s bare torso, muscled and glistening with post-workout sweat.
He shakes it off. “Gimme your worst, Grady.”
Or: Under his smoothie-boy demeanour, Kip is stronger than he looks. Scott likes it.
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31 Jan 2026
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Stone gets sick after getting caught in the rain. Robotnik learns that his Agent is an awful patient, but not without reason.
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15 Nov 2025
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no ends 'cause you're timeless by philomelas_tongue
Fandom Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
21 Jun 2026
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Daniel learns how to be a vampire, with a little help from his friends.
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16 Sep 2025
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Two Bedrooms in the Same House by disco_vendetta (brinn)
Fandoms: The Host - Stephenie Meyer
23 Aug 2013
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“I just wish I could know what’s going on in your head.” What he means is, I will never be a part of you the way she was.
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15 Sep 2025
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22 Aug 2025
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Louis is shocked to find the fledgling Daniel in his home in Dubai. He is also shocked by his own bitter jealousy.
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19 Aug 2025
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In the aftermath of the interview, Daniel brings Louis home with him to his apartment in New York.
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19 Aug 2025
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let gravity be my sculptor by luminoussbeings
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
29 Mar 2025
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“No more doctor’s appointments,” he says to Armand, who’s perched in one of Daniel’s squashy armchairs, scrolling listlessly on his iPad. “But maybe we should book you in with one. When’s the last time you had a prostate exam?”
“Ha,” says Armand, without looking up. “Why, are you offering?”
Or: when Daniel gets turned into a vampire, Armand gets turned back into a human. It’s not going well.
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- 50,380
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- 8/8
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17 Aug 2025
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It’s a platonic renaissance of sorts. They’ve become like teenagers compelled to appraise each other virtually of their every move, fingers furious on glittery keypads, only this is far better than texting, Louis reckons. Less hassle, less babble, more to the point. Just feelings, worn beneath the sleeve like a second heartbeat, tucked safe between the tendons of the wrist.
Louis adjusts his shirt cuff.
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14 Aug 2025
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We only become more fully what we are by deadpooled
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
22 Oct 2024
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—if there’s an antennae or something I have to fucking adjust but, Louis de Pointe du Lac please tell me you can fucking hear this—
Louis is too shocked to respond immediately. The voice is faint, but it’s not hard to extrapolate when he’d been listening to it dissect his entire undeath for the more tumultuous part of the past month. All he can blurt, both out loud and through the connection, is, “Daniel?”. Lestat squawks something from the shower.
Thank fuck, Daniel answers, bright with relief. Then a moment of long silence.
So. Slight, uh. Hiccup.
Louis takes the confirmation with all the grace of a brick shattering through a window. “No,” he says, “no, he didn’t.”
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14 Aug 2025