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To know you better by Immortal_Zeda
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jul 2025
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It was a tradition on Cang Qiong mountain for the succeeding disciples to be locked up together in one residence right before the Ascension ceremony takes place as a way to bond and get to know each other better.
On the very first day however, Shen Jiu gets accidentally drunk and starts spilling wild lore on the rest of his unsuspecting martial siblings.
In a strange turn of events, The others both greatly and hilariously misunderstand but somehow still end up coming with the right conclusions.
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Bookmarked by Helexander
20 Jun 2026
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Would love an update but the existing chapters are good enough to read again on their own. -
i got it from my dealer by rictus_flame (Anna_Hopkins)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
12 Aug 2025
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"Hey, kid. C'mere for a second."
"...Why?"
"I'm selling," the man looked around, and lowered his voice, "quirks. You want some?"
Izuku would like to say he stepped back and ran away. Or that he pressed the emergency alert button on his phone. Or that he at least hesitated more than five seconds before making a decision.
"Quirks, plural, you said?" he blurted out, already stepping off the street and into the shadows.
Series
- Part 6 of October, 2023
- Part 2 of Lunar New Year 2024 Series
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Bookmarked by Helexander
19 Jun 2026
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Not as crack as the summary might suggest at the start given the series, but it has its moments. Would love to see an update. -
On a Shooting Materia Orb by kitsunesongs
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
06 Dec 2021
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based on the prompt by @im-totally-not-an-alien on tumblr. President Shinra wishes for the Strongest Creation of Shinra to appear before him, and gets Cloud instead of Sephiroth. Shenanigans ensue.
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Bookmarked by Helexander
18 Jun 2026
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Really don't think this will be updated, but if it is, so here for it. -
Chocobo Day Vacation by deritine
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
14 Aug 2025
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The Planet has figured out a way to live forever. Cloud is not amused. After so many loops even the Hero gives up and is willing to take any suggestions, then none at all. Cloud is just tired and needs a vacation before he loses his mind. Or, possibly, because he already has. Time to pick up some hobbies and answer some troubling questions such as: where DO bodies go and, since they disappear so quickly, how in the world does anyone ever get anything to eat anyway!?!
Anything to distract himself from the main problem. Who is, as usual, Sephiroth. But not for the usual reasons...
Bookmarked by Helexander
17 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
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Hedgehog day if it was Cloud's infinite looping fever-dream. Crazy is an understatement - kinda feel like it should be 'Crack treated seriously', but actually more serious than that? IDK.
Also - according to Jenova, she just wants to leave the planet, the Planet is the one who won't let her, thus, killing the Planet. So Cloud is building a rocket. -
Reunite the Lost by LilyofAzra
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020)
17 Sep 2025
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As long as Cloud remains, Sephiroth will always return. Their existences entwined, their souls calling out to the other. To break the bond, Gaia takes action and Cloud leaves his world for the promise of another. A world where the tragic events of Niblehiem differ. A world where he was the one to fall under Calamity’s grasp, leaving his pack behind.