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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    Lucy falls for Monty the traditional way: one month of Pip-Boy correspondence and late-night messages leading up to the triennial trade.
    But not everything about him is as it seems.
    On the wedding day, no Monty shows up. Instead, a noseless cowboy storms the wedding, kidnaps her father, and vanishes to the surface.
    Lucy goes after him, but instead of finding her father she ends up with a leash around her neck.

    The longer Lucy is the ghoul’s captive, the more she senses something familiar about him that she can’t put her finger on.

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    21 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    Lucy stops talking, and for once the Wasteland is quiet. The Ghoul insists he prefers it.

    (He’s lying.)

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    Lucy gets sick, Cooper pretends not to care, and finds himself doing things he swore he wouldn’t.

    Updated! Part Two: Lucy gets Cooper sick and refuses to let it go much to his annoyance, but in the end he finds it actually quite pleasant.

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    17 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    When an attempt to get the chip out of her neck goes wrong, Cooper goes for plan B.

    Lucy isn’t sure who this man guiding her through the wastes is or why he seems to know her, but it isn’t long before she begins to let herself trust him. And maybe more.

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    16 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Cooper Howard's brain clearly wasn't firing on all cylinders when he asked Hank MacLean's dippy daughter to travel with him across the Wasteland. But goddammit, he was going to see this disaster through. That girl was his ace in the hole.
    Besides, making the prissy little vault dweller cry every time she fucked things up was quickly becoming Cooper's favorite pastime.
    Now if he could only figure out what that odd, sweet scent was, and why it made him feel so... strange.


    This is a sex pollen fic, folks. 100% inspired by the fact that the feminine reproductive cycle is one big fucking PITA.

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    12 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    ”Tonight you will be haunted,” said Roger, “by three spirits.”

    Cooper froze. “Oh, hell no. This better not be you trying to pull some fucking Charles Dickens, Christmas Carol bullshit!”

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    And by the third ghost, he was pretty much cured.

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    06 Jun 2026