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    Ilya wakes up confused. He’s pretty sure he fell asleep at home, in bed, with Shane fast asleep in his arms, but he wakes up on a flat surface with a pinch in his lower back. Had he fallen off the bed in the middle of the night? Neither he nor Shane move much in their sleep, but he supposes it isn’t impossible.

    He levers himself up on one hand, stretching out his back slightly as he sits up. He’s definitely not in his bedroom anymore. The room he’s in is large and full of bulky hockey players spread out across the floor. Their soft groans and quiet questions begin to filter in his ears as they wake up as well. He sees some players he knows are on the Voyageurs, some of his own teammates, some coaching staff, and even some WAGs like Jackie Pike and Cassie Boodram. But the most important person in the room is laid out next to him, face slack and peaceful with sleep.

    “Shane,” Ilya urges, shaking him. “Shane, wake up.”

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    The obligatory characters watch their own show fic.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Daily posts on the Ottawa Centaurs social media.

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    28 May 2026

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    The Centaurs stage an intervention. Their target? Not poor locker room etiquette, bad leadership, or on-ice discipline—but Captain Ilya Rozanov being disgustingly in love with Shane Hollander at all times.

    Armed with grievances, emotional damage, and a glitter-covered “Simp Jar,” the team attempts to curb Ilya’s relentless PDA, public worship, and inability to keep his hands—or eyes—off his husband. Shane would like to disappear forever. Ilya, unfortunately, is having the time of his life.

    [Or: the team tries to stop Ilya from simping. It goes exactly as well as expected.]

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    28 May 2026

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    "Rozy," Brian, the team doctor says, "talk to me, buddy. That puck clipped you pretty good, how’s the pain?"

    Ilya blinks. He clenches his jaw against a wave of nausea. He rests his cheek on the ice, and the cold helps a little.

    "Bad. Very bad." He swallows. "Is Shane here?"

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    or, in the final MTL/BOS game of the year, ilya takes a puck to the head.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.

    These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.

    All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.

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    08 Feb 2026