11 Bookmarks by HalpMe
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Erik is the grumpiest, most foul tempered worker at Stark industries. His grumpiness is the stuff of legends.
So it's obviously the talk of the office when Erik is being made to go to the company party and he's bringing his husband. There's rumors flying round about how much of a masochist or equally antisocial bastard Erik's husband must be to put up with him. Others think he must be a meek mouse perhaps bullied by Erik.
What they weren't expecting was the confident, charming, adorable and unbelievably nice Charles that turns up on Erik's arm. What they certainly weren't expecting was how much Erik obviously adores his husband and how happy he is to let others see this.
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Based on a prompt from the kink meme.
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- Part 1 of Rumor Mill verse
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07 Jul 2026
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Spamton's finally found a way to one-up his old colleagues: Rubbing his brandnew business/hook-up partner into their ever so smug faces.
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06 Jul 2026
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05 Jul 2026
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Pickles the Drummer, who doesn't use the internet, is informed about the wonders of modern-day gender-affirming surgeries.
TLDR Everyone annoys Pickles during his top surgery recovery.
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11 Jun 2026
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“Ja, sos,” he snorts derisively, hair pouring forward as he hunches over, steadying himself on the arm of the sofa. “I guess mainlining deh primordials cosmicks lifesforce of deh univorse ams turnings me into euhhhh…” He glares at a speck of dried blood on the floor, too exhausted and embarrassed to make eye contact with anyone. “Bigs crybaby dildos whats ams feelinks sorrys for everybodies."
Skwisgaar’s latent demigod nature emerges suddenly and dramatically, granting him miraculous healing and life-giving powers which he is neither physically nor emotionally equipped to handle. Hilarity ensues.
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- Part 1 of A Band in Hope
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11 Jun 2026
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Coming Home by bobmoss
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
08 Mar 2022
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Qifrey was ready to sacrifice so much for his mission, but there were some precious things he didn’t even realize he could lose.
Or: Qifrey resorts to forbidden magic to bring Olruggio back from the dead.
(This is a heavily canon divergent fic because the manga isn’t finished yet so this fic is just gonna go careening madly in some direction on its own lol. It takes place closely after ch 40, instead of the Silver Night festival. An elaborate AU I guess!)
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26 Jan 2026
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Unable to reach Vulcan during his pon farr, Spock logically chooses to take extreme measures for the crew's protection.
Unexpectedly, Spock survives his aborted fever and must cope with the aftermath of his choices.
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- Part 1 of Consequences
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28 Nov 2024
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It's illogical to deprive the body of necessary nutrition, but old habits can be hard to break.
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28 Nov 2024
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If marrying Spock is what it’s going to take to get them both back on Enterprise for another five-year mission, then Jim Kirk damn well is going to marry Spock.
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28 Nov 2024
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Skwisgaar grows the fuck up, eventually. He takes a decade-long scenic route that begins with his nascent connection and attraction to a beautiful and irritating kid he should definitely keep his hands off and leads all the way to him getting his shit rocked by death’s avatar, a nerd from Norway.
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- Part 1 of knuckle down
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07 May 2024
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AO3 is great, but can it run Doom? Of course!!
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07 May 2024