GrumpyJesterrr
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Yuri and Sara are tired of being babied. They become friends. Otabek and Mila get the wrong idea. The shed explodes.
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The King, The Queen, The Knight, The Spirit, The Witch, The Warrior and the tired old man. by GrumpyJesterrr
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
06 Feb 2018
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There are seven magical beings trapped in the modern world who are bing narrated by a person who is deeply uncomfortable with the idea of plot and who also likes poetry. Cue - the exact thing you don't want from this!
I'm not good at summary...
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Picture the scene. It’s New Years Eve and for the first time Keith agreed to stay up all night, to watch the fireworks and countdown and all that crap. Yeah it was never special to him. A new year to fuck up and make mistakes in. A new year to be angry and sad and scared and hurt. A new fucking year. Happy fucking New fucking Year. Fucking fuck.
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They fall in love in bars and coffee shops.
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But they end up happily living together in a mightily self destructive manner. -
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You know what’s fun? Decimating evil alien warships and freeing civilisations from their heartless oppressors. Adreneline. The heat of battle. Saving lives. It’s a good feeling. Dosen’t get much better.
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The Courtship of Mr. Bond by marlovingian
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies)
18 Jul 2013
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In which Bond is a retired naval commander with too much house, Q is a mechanical engineer with too many sisters, and they have lengthy conversations about decorum, bonnet-ribbons and philosophy in Regency England.
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“I just thought you might go pay a visit," his mother suggested.
“Me?” Q asked, aghast. “Pay a visit?”
“He must be starved for proper gentleman company, now that he’s settled in so far from London--”
“I am far from proper gentleman company.”
“--and perhaps if you befriended him he could introduce you to some nice heiresses.”
“Heiresses?” Q repeated, baffled and horrified. “What in the world would I do with heiresses?”
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i want your midnights and your daybreaks (honey i want all of you) by fallingforboys
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
09 May 2021
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The touch is nice, Theo realizes through his pain—Liam’s skin is warm against his and he barely comprehends the words Liam’s still saying into his hair. Everything still hurts—every inch of his skin feeling like it’s stretched too thin over him as he convulses again—but the touch is nice.
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there is a beast in my heart and he won't let you leave alive by Quintessentia
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
01 Aug 2021
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Theo is kind of a dick, yeah, but he's pretty and he smells nice and he tends to make Liam feel a little warm and tingly inside, like he's a fizzy soda pop with the lid freshly cracked.
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05 Jun 2026
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Q considers himself excessively lucky that he's never had to be in close quarters with James Bond for an extended period of time. But everyone's luck runs out eventually.
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24 May 2026
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It takes a few years but eventually they manage to agree on something; Derek Hale is an asshole, and Stiles Stilinski is in love with him.
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