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    In which Bond is a retired naval commander with too much house, Q is a mechanical engineer with too many sisters, and they have lengthy conversations about decorum, bonnet-ribbons and philosophy in Regency England.

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    “I just thought you might go pay a visit," his mother suggested.

    “Me?” Q asked, aghast. “Pay a visit?”

    “He must be starved for proper gentleman company, now that he’s settled in so far from London--”

    “I am far from proper gentleman company.”

    “--and perhaps if you befriended him he could introduce you to some nice heiresses.”

    “Heiresses?” Q repeated, baffled and horrified. “What in the world would I do with heiresses?”

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    02 Jul 2026

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    The touch is nice, Theo realizes through his pain—Liam’s skin is warm against his and he barely comprehends the words Liam’s still saying into his hair. Everything still hurts—every inch of his skin feeling like it’s stretched too thin over him as he convulses again—but the touch is nice.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Theo is kind of a dick, yeah, but he's pretty and he smells nice and he tends to make Liam feel a little warm and tingly inside, like he's a fizzy soda pop with the lid freshly cracked.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Q considers himself excessively lucky that he's never had to be in close quarters with James Bond for an extended period of time. But everyone's luck runs out eventually.

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    24 May 2026

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    It takes a few years but eventually they manage to agree on something; Derek Hale is an asshole, and Stiles Stilinski is in love with him.

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    22 May 2026