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“Admirable,” Vlad says drily. “Unfortunately, the team is fully staffed at the moment.”
“Oh.” Danny shifts his weight from one leg to another, pulling his skirt down again. Time to get the show going. “Surely there's something I could do, sir?”
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overclock and blow by Griftings
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Mass Effect - All Media Types
26 May 2025
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If Roy was hoping that taking Edward out for drinks would help him wind down after their first joint mission in a while, then he was sorely mistaken; somehow, miraculously, Ed manages to look even twitchier in the middle of a club with a drink in his hand than he does in the middle of a firefight with a gun. He barely glances up when Roy flops back down into his seat with his own newly refilled drink and sweat on his brow from dancing, instead just going back to scanning the crowds as if expecting someone to throw a warp out or something.
Well. If Elric won’t have fun on his own, Roy will just have to make him have fun.
Or, after their first joint mission in a while, Spectres Elric and Mustang finally fall into bed together after years of sneaking glances through the corners of their eyes. Roy hasn't acted upon his desires out of fear of ruining their working relationship, since they are quite good combat partners when they do share missions. But maybe he's put a little too much thought into how he thinks Ed's feelings might change after sleeping together, and not enough thought about his own.
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reaping and sowing by Griftings
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
21 Mar 2025
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“I want to talk to you, Edward,” he whispers. “We need to talk.”
“Fine,” Ed says, flat with frustration and disappointment. He kinda was looking forward to getting kissed again. “I don’t think you’re really listening to what I’m saying, though. We’re married, and I’m stuck with you, and if I’m going to be stuck with you I’d at least like to have some fun sometimes where I can get it. I liked having sex with you. I’d like to do it again, at some point. Preferably soon. I’ve got a lot of lonely heats to make up for.”
Still staring at their abandoned breakfast, Roy asks softly, “And what happens when you get pregnant?”
Even with his eyes averted, Ed feels like he’s been slapped. Suddenly Roy’s looming over him is a lot less hot and a lot more threatening.
Or, the one where Ed insures that, even if he's been married off against his will, at least he has control over something in his life and secretly takes contraceptives. After an explosive but cathartic argument, he begins to settle into his marriage with Roy and realizes he has a partner instead of an opponent; and, from there, comes to a decision about pregnancy all on his own.
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- Part 4 of diplomacy
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bones we build upon seasons by Griftings
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
12 Oct 2024
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Ed turns back to the house, still standing in the snow-covered street. Flakes of white eddy around him in flurries. Beneath the streetlamp he glows like an angel.
In this moment, standing in his open doorway and watching his mate experience snow for the first time, Roy wonders if he’ll ever feel this happy and content again.
“Come out!” Ed shouts, heedless of their neighbors. “Come out with me, Roy!”
Roy knows how this will end: it’ll be cute for a minute, and then Ed will push him into the snow and probably shove some down the back of his jacket. Roy will retaliate, obviously, by introducing Ed to the concept of a snowball fight via snowball to the face. Ed will shriek and tackle him, they’ll roll around until they’re both soaked and shivering, and in half an hour they’ll be sitting naked in front of the fire again in a much, much less enjoyable way than they did before. And probably tomorrow the neighbors will complain about the noise.
Even knowing that, Roy calls out with another laugh, “Let me get my coat.”
Or, the one where desert-raised Edward experiences Amestrian seasons for the first time. Roy occasionally pokes fun at his expense.
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- Part 3 of diplomacy
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the summer keeps you in its eye by Griftings
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
05 Sep 2024
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The second thing that Roy Mustang ever says to his future husband is a rough and almost pleading, “How old are you?”
Edward answers instantly, cutting off his father’s opportunity to speak over him, no doubt seeking some small measure of control in a life quickly careening out of it. “Fifteen. You?”
“Twenty nine,” Roy says, voice thin. Literally almost twice his age. God. God.
“God,” Ed apparently agrees, a look of horror crossing his face. “You’re almost thirty? That’s so old. Ew.” He looks up at his father in disgust. “Be fucking serious.” Hohenheim looks pained at the outburst, but unsurprised.
Roy is abruptly quite convinced that one of them will be murdering the other within the month.
Or, the one where Roy meets his husband, actually marries the little shit three years later, and then three years after that contemplates his surprise happily ever after.
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- Part 2 of diplomacy
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the space between stars (or, the mass effect crossover that nobody asked for) by Griftings
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Mass Effect - All Media Types
26 May 2025
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diplomacy by Griftings
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
21 Mar 2025
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griffy's royed week 2024 by Griftings
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
14 Aug 2024
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roy is a vampire, ed is his human daytime assistant. they're other things to each other too, but rarely on paper.
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So here Jason was: dying again.
The only bastard in history lucky enough to catch Hanahaki twice for the same damn schmuck of a man.Or:
Fifteen-year-old Jason Todd catches Hanahaki Disease over the unattainable and older Dick Grayson, dies, comes back to life, and promptly falls flat on his face for Dick Grayson . . . again. There are some things you can't make up.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Griftings
10 Jul 2026
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"...haha, please don't ECHOsearch those movies Jack made me do..."
Maybe it was just the fact he hadn't had any private time in a few... weeks? Months? As ashamed as he is to say it, Rhys doesn't even remember the last time he's gotten off... What's he supposed to do? Do it on the company time between meetings? That's ridiculous... Unprofessional. He had better self-control than that.
Bookmarked by Griftings
09 Mar 2026
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Tinder is overrated. You can find love in the dungeon of Fear & Hunger.
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Bookmarked by Griftings
03 Jan 2026
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And then—your phone buzzes once. Twice. Three times. ...Your annoyance flares when you pick it up and see just who's calling.
“This'd better be important,” you say in place of any polite greeting.
“Huh. And a good evening to you, too,” Corbeau returns, unbothered—but you're sure you’ll get under his skin in only a matter of time, should the call last long enough. “Y’know, it’s customary across the world to at least say hello. I might've even cracked a smile at a fuck you.”
One night in the Rust Syndicate's main office, your sense of style comes under fire. The boss surrounds himself with exquisite things, and this, apparently, is no different. But you really should've known: if Corbeau is footing the bill for your new wardrobe, of course he'd want a look at what you picked up.
(corbeau x f!reader; explicit)
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- Part 1 of gunk shot (why am i so unserious)
Bookmarked by Griftings
24 Dec 2025
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If You Give A Trash Kitty A Cookie by KimmiMustang92 for Griftings
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
15 Nov 2025
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Ed brings home a new furry pet. Roy is not thrilled.
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- Part 3 of Support Zabooland