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[Podfic] Ben Whitesun by Grey_Bard, Perspicacia for Perspicacia
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy
03 May 2018
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When Obi-Wan brought Luke to the Lars' farm, he found only a struggling grieving widow and not the young, happy couple he hoped. This is how Ben Kenobi became a moisture farmer instead of a hermit...
A podfic of Perspicacia's story for Star Wars Big Bang 2018, read by Grey Bard.
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Things You Missed in History Class by Grey_Bard for
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
01 Sep 2017
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Having traveled back in time, Rey and Finn have decided to set right what once went wrong. Too bad they have no idea what actually once went wrong.
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Let the Dice Fall Where They May by Grey_Bard
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
23 May 2017
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When the First Order and the New Republic go to war, who wins? Phasma, if she has anything to say about it.
Captain Phasma has begun to realize that her vision for the First Order conflicts with that of the Supreme Leader - specifically, she would prefer that they continue to survive.
Meanwhile, Lando pretends to be Rick from Casablanca, Leia finally gets to do some really hands on diplomacy, and Maz Kanata is a funny, terrifying force of nature.
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"Vampirism and depression does not have 1:1 linkage, as neither Eve, nor her sister Ava or their mutual vampire friend Christopher experience major depressive disorder."
Or: Being Adam's therapist is really hard, you guys.
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People never change.
Ea-nasir: Mesopotamia's worst customer service since the reign of Rim-Sin.
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Unexpected by ilyarozanovsmole (daniiireads)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Jun 2026
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University student, Shane Hollander, visits the Ottawa Omega Health Clinic for his annual gynecological exam and leaves with more than he bargained for.
Or the one where Shane the Virgin (😜) gets accidentally artificially inseminated with billionaire hotel heir, Ilya Rozanov’s sperm.
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Gods Like Us by Desscard
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jun 2026
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The absolute worst part about flying was the landing. Not the jarring, rubber-burning impact of the tires hitting the tarmac, but the dreadful, irrevocable finality of the seatbelt sign chiming off.
It was the sound of the spell breaking.
For five and a half hours, suspended thirty thousand feet above the continental United States, Kip Grady hadn’t been America’s Golden Boy. He hadn’t been the tragic, broken figure skater who collapsed on global television, and he certainly hadn't been the PR nightmare currently giving US Figure Skating executives an ulcer. For five and a half hours, he had just been a nineteen-year-old guy, tucked into the dim, pressurized cabin of a Boeing 757, safely anchored by the heavy, radiating body heat of the man sitting next to him.
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The one where Scott and Kip return to New York and learn that sometimes it isn’t easy to keep promises.Series
- Part 2 of The Olympians
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Shane is finally ready to come out on his own terms in an emotional Instagram post about his relationship with Ilya...
The only problem is everyone thinks he was hacked.
To be fair, Ilya writing: No is true, I'm gay for Hollander, did not help.
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“Why did you want me to meet you here today?” Shane asked. When he’d heard the request, he’d had the same thought as Jared. Was he trying to rub it in? One last chance to retaliate for a long ago rejection?
Shane had almost made it to Rozanov’s room that night in the hotel in Toronto. But when the elevator doors opened, Shane’s feet had stayed glued to the ground.
He’d been so afraid of ruining everything, only to have it ruined for him barely a year later.
Shane does not hook up with Ilya in Toronto. Six years later, his hockey career is long over and he has found a new calling that puts his media training, and his pretty face, to good use.
Consider this a remix of sorts.
Content warnings: homophobia and associated use of slurs
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Soon, We'll Be Found by oreoidk
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Jun 2026
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Twelve years after his mother’s death, Ilya finds some of her in somebody else.
or:Desperate to delay his return to Moscow, Ilya finds himself spending an off-season coaching at the Hollanders’ hockey summer camp. There, he spends three weeks with Shane Hollander, twenty four overactive children, his dissipating sense of self, and his parents’ upbringing fighting for control over him.
He’s doing alright.