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Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are best friends.
Absolutely, totally, just best friends.
They remind themselves (and everyone else) of this fact daily.So being magically handcuffed together for thirty days?
No problem. They’re curse-breaking professionals. They’ve got this.…Right?
Featuring:
* Chaotic bestie Theodore Nott, agent of anarchy
* Weekly friendship rules (because boundaries are important)
* Hermione’s extremely secret hookup
* Yelling is Hermione and Lucius’ love language
* Draco’s unfortunate discovery of Muggle porn
* A wildly unstable bride-to-be with a magazine deal and a tiara the size of Neptune
* Nothing says best friends like mutual masturbation, as long as there isn't direct eye-contact.
* And we ponder the eternal question: do all magical massages have a happy ending?- Language:
- English
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11 Jul 2026
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Ten years after the war, Hermione Granger is a single mom struggling in her custody battle with Ron Weasley. After declaring she’s given up on dating and love, she turns to the courting matching system to help her find safety and security for her and her son’s future. Much to Hermione’s surprise the matching system for courting is not only impressive, but kinky. So when she’s matches with Draco Malfoy… Well, that just makes it all that much hotter.
The complications of Hermione's relationship with Ron and her secret courtship with Draco collide into an emotional slow burn filled with flirty banter, nosy mothers, and kids who say the darnedest things.
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07 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger has lost it all. Her job. Her home. Her boyfriend. And most importantly, her coveted research. Desperate for stability, she does the only thing she can think of. Entering into a contract with a complete stranger is the most reckless thing she’s ever done. As her allies and enemies start to blur together, she finds everyone has secrets, and everyone wants them to stay buried.
This WIP is COMPLETE!
Things I can guarantee from this fic:
* Smut
* Plot
* Dark Draco themes
I mean... this is why we're all here, right?
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Bookmarked by GreenPicklefish
06 Jul 2026
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Single father Draco Malfoy adored his son.
And had decided that for his first Yule, Scorp deserved a priceless gift for being such a good little boy. And what was more priceless than getting him a mother?
Getting him Granger as a mother.
(Which would be a very convenient present as Draco Malfoy was terribly and irrevocably in love with her.)
Series
- Part 1 of Delphi's Winter Wonderland
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Bookmarked by GreenPicklefish
05 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
So so so cute. I really liked this dynamic between Hermione and Draco plus Scorpius.
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Hermione returns to Hogwarts for eighth year to carry out her Head Girl duties, finish her education, and perhaps do some semblance of healing after the War, all while carrying a secret that only Draco Malfoy knows.
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Or, Hermione is pregnant and keeping it, Draco is the father and stressed, and everyone else hasn’t a clue.
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- English
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Bookmarked by GreenPicklefish
03 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
This was so good. It was short but had long chapters and the emotional death and exploration had me gagged. This was a really good fic and I am happy to have read it