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Anything for Science by Magnolia822
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Sep 2019
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Aziraphale decides he wants to make an Effort, so he watches a lot of porn for science. And when he asks for help with more hands-on experimentation, Crowley is only more than happy to oblige.
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01 Jul 2026
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See, it wasn’t so much the eating. It was the noises. It was the indecent look on Aziraphale’s face. It was the way he licked his fingers and wiggled in his seat.
Every little action felt specially created to undo Crowley.
And Aziraphale had no idea.
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27 Jun 2026
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Going Cottaging by MxMaxZephyrus
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Jun 2026
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Aziraphale is up for some adventure and Crowley is going to support him no matter what. Even if it breaks his heart to do so.
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- 5/5
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24 Jun 2026
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Light Sense by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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Having an alien move in was just as exciting as fixing the whole Star Eater situation!
They just had to get used to the fact that said alien sees light rather than hears...
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09 Jun 2026
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Their ending is perfect. There is just one thing bothering Crowley now, and its that they never talked about the whole touching thing.
/aka, Crowley is angsting about the s2 kiss, but Aziraphale keeps flirting with him.Bookmarked by GoodbyeVanny
06 Jun 2026
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yuck! (now you got me blushin') by cinnamonsalt
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
30 Apr 2026
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He shuddered when Grace's fingers tapped the glass panes of xenonite that separated them one afternoon, or as afternoon as their journey home would ever allow. His tone was playful, and Rocky braced himself from where he was meshing two panes of xenonite together. They really did have more important things to focus on. “Hypothetical: When we get back to Erid-”
“If Grace and Rocky ever get back to Erid-”
“-you’re saying I’m basically gonna be a walking porno for your race?”
Rocky placed down his soldering iron. “Doesn't Grace have taumoeba tanks to check temperatures for?”
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06 May 2026
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Free Wheelin by theRavenMuse
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Jun 2025
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Crowley is a regular participant in the Cooper’s Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake. Aziraphale is the baffled paramedic waiting for him at the bottom.
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Aziraphale took one look at the grinning lunatic in sunglasses, which had stayed on his face despite all laws of physics, and knew by the way he clutched at his arm as he limped his way upright that he’d probably managed to break it whilst pinwheeling down 200 meters of nearly thirty degree slope at speeds faster than Aziraphale was comfortable peddling his bicycle on relatively flat ground. Even more perplexing than the fact that he’d done this in the first place was the fact that once he’d done it, and had suffered the easily foreseen and very painful consequences, he wasn’t immediately rushing himself to the nearest ambulance. Instead, he turned towards the officiant at the line and yelled “Oi, did I win?!”
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04 May 2026
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Maid of Honour by beerok23
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
04 May 2026
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Dick magnet and astrophysicist Anthony J. Crowley has his life all figured out: success in his field, an endless supply of meaningless one-night-stands to fulfill his sexual needs, and Aziraphale Fell – his best friend of twenty-years, only failed-hook-up-in-his-record and favourite person on every known planet – for everything else.
Sure, he’s got his Dark Days like everyone else, and he can’t say “I love you” to anyone that isn’t an animal, and sometimes he feels like there could be more to life than constantly skimming the surface of things, but all in all he’s happy with what he has.
That is until Aziraphale comes back from Scotland and announces out of the blue that he’s engaged to be married and asks Crowley to be his best man slash maid of honour.Among traitorous kilts, feral godmothers, angelic baby goats, and unnervingly perfect fiancés, the very real prospect of Aziraphale’s happiness not including him forces Crowley to reckon with some pretty hard truths he’s been ignoring all his life.
Will he go along with the wedding and carry out his duties as MOH? Or is he brave enough to go after Aziraphale and show him that their happiness is one and the same? And what if it’s too little too late?- Language:
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26 Apr 2026
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"Alright,” Crowley says lightly, as if the Omega was as aimable as that group of little old ladies that comes every other Thursday for their round of tea and gossip. “I’ll see what I can do. But this will cost you extra.”
As if transactions like this one is his second nature, the tall Omega buries his hand into his pocket, looking for loose change. Except that this guy’s loose change is as high as the entire contents of the restaurant’s tip box.
“Here,” he pushes two fifty pound bills into the other Omega’s ready hands. They’re neatly folded, obviously fresh out of an ATM. “The name’s Archer. Make sure it’s ready in ten.”
You can bet Crowley will make sure the spare table this pair is seated at belongs to his section this afternoon.
He will also make sure the prick’s date is a living hell.
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21 Apr 2026
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The Art of Temptation by Ineffably_Yours
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Dec 2023
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Sleeping was more complicated than Aziraphale first thought. It was hard to figure out what was real and what was a dream. Crowley wasn't making it any easier either, grinding against him in the dead of the night and making the angel feel things that he didn't understand. He'd like to say that he didn't give in to the Temptation, but the angel was so weak when it came to the demon he loved. In his defense, he thought he was dreaming. At first.
(In which Crowley is a teasing little shit as he sleeps and Aziraphale makes a lot of bad choices.)
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- Part 1 of Bad Omens
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21 Apr 2026
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On a resort holiday, Gabriel gets to live out a longheld fantasy with his beloved mate and a new friend.
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- Part 17 of GOmegaverse GTA Prompts
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13 Apr 2026
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didn't mean to leaf you behind by grimdarkfandango, Ponderosa (ponderosa121)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Sep 2019
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“A Dear John letter!” Crowley was telling him, voice slurring. “Can you believe that? The nerve. Six-thoussssand years and that’s how it ends?”
They’d moved to the sofa, Aziraphale’s pot tucked into the crook of Crowley’s arm as he sprawled across it with one leg up over the back cushions. Every so often a bit of good scotch splashed onto Aziraphale’s leaves. Not as enjoyable to drink as a plant, it turned out.
[Another fill for the GO Kink Meme prompt: Aziraphale accidentally turns into a plant and Crowley adopts him.]
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13 Apr 2026
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Young Love by ladydragona, SylWritesStuff
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Apr 2026
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After his longtime alpha is sent away and he discovers something his mate left behind, Aziraphale runs away to find him. He doesn’t quite manage to before his whole world changes.
Crowley, meanwhile, spends the next six years doing everything he can to find his omega again and only pauses when the need to make money overrides the ability to travel. Until suddenly he meets someone he never expected to.
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12 Apr 2026
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the space where a heart should be (and other places to put galaxies) by hazy_daisy
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
08 Oct 2023
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So it’s all sort of the same in the end. Love is a type of grandeur between two beings. Love is an easy approval when you follow divine rules. Love is an easy cruelty when you don’t.
Love is a thing that God does. That’s the whole of what Crowley knows of it.
And then the humans, as they are wont to do, start inventing things.
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bracken's aro crowley fic! a.k.a. how angels and demons are not built like humans and so their experiences are different but also analogous to aromanticism a.k.a. crowley going "oh yeah put them in some rain that'll work fine" was the most aromantic thing i've seen a character do ever a.k.a. crowley tries to figure out what humans are talking about with this whole love thing and accidentally downloads amatonormativity a.k.a. crowley thinks a Lot about love. and still doesn't figure out romance
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12 Apr 2026
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Crowley has won so many awards that he's lost count, he's finally reached the age where his pedigree means something.
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11 Apr 2026
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An Invitation You Can't Decline by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jun 2019
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“I have standards,” Aziraphale huffed.
“Don’t I know it,” Crowley sighed. And then, like he’d done it a hundred times before, he covered Aziraphale’s hand with his.
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10 Apr 2026
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“I would have gone up to ten goats, easy, is what I’m saying.”
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Sunlight by crorvid
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Jul 2019
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Angels don't touch.
Not even if they really want to.
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10 Apr 2026
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Bursting at the seams by Aivelin, doomsday (dana_norram)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
22 Dec 2023
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It’s easy to spot the one he’s after now. The bratty cherub is fat like a pigeon, and it makes the most lovely squeaking sounds when Crowley closes his fingers around its body with enough force to render it breathless as he pulls it out of the enchanted basket. Its little siblings stare up in horror, their bodies paralysed, feathers and clothes in complete disarray.
Crowley hums, ignoring them, too busy examining the soft thing in his hold, enjoying the way the cherub squirms, trying to free itself now that it is out of the basket’s field. Crowley doesn’t blame it one bit; he knows his reputation precedes him, and the little thing must know what will happen next. Hell, maybe it is even looking forward to it. Cherubs are a kind of angel, after all, and all angels are a nasty lot.
Crowley would know. He used to be one.
Demon Crowley is out patrolling during Halloween’s Eve when he captures a bunch of cherub spies. He decides to have his fun with one of them.
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- Part 1 of GOmens Zine Fics
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- English
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10 Apr 2026
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CONSENSUAL dubcon. No actual rape, but tagged for it just in case becasue they play it like one.
Every night, a demon appears in Azirahpale's room to ravish her. Coincidentally he indulges her in all the kinks she loves best, and never does anything she dislikes.
Is Aziraphale human or angel? No idea - you decide. But Crowley is definitely a demon, and he enjoys breeding his pet every night.
Read the tags first.
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10 Apr 2026
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Odd Assignment by Anonymous
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 May 2024
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Crawley gets an assignment that takes her to America.
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09 Apr 2026