20 Works by Goober

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    The imposter grins wickedly. “Now.” He clears his throat, kneeling down in a smooth motion to be face to face with Pink. “What am I going to do with you?”

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    A voice heavily filtered and thick with a possessive growl beneath the mask that splits the chaos, loud, demanding. “He’s mine.”

    The Repo Man moves closer, crossing the distance between them with predatory steps. The officers either lower their weapons or back away completely, helplessly watching as the scene unfolds.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    7
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    102
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    20
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    1,134
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    “It means,” the man croons as he stands slowly, powerful figure rippling under the mottled lights that still reach down to their level, “that I’ll give you a second chance.”

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    “It’s not a crime to sit on some steps, is it, Mayor?”

    The overly innocent bat of his eyes is met with a roll of the ghoul’s. This is the third time he’s been in — and been harassed in — Goodneighbor and Hancock is already growing sick of his shit.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    221
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    22
    Hits:
    3,761
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    Robin may have been devoted to this man from the moment Chrom helped him stand in the field, but that doesn’t mean Chrom returns the favor.

    Robin is Chrom’s tactician, his friend. Nothing more.

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    English
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    17,576
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    978
    Bookmarks:
    150
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    17,851
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    This is so unlike him, Aziraphale thinks, nails digging into his trousers as Crowley’s eyes bore into him from behind his sunglasses. Aziraphale’s collar feels tight as he tries not to squirm under the demon’s scrutiny.

    “You’re not jealous, are you, angel?”

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    1/1
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    11
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    593
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    4,628
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    Reluctantly Crowley releases his hold on Aziraphale, whose face is a fun cross between completely stunned and mildly agitated. Which is not exactly what one wants to see on someone’s face after having just kissed them.

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    1,962
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    524
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    41
    Hits:
    3,650
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    “You’re something else,” Hancock says, but if it’s meant to chastise him Haydn isn’t so sure. Hancock’s definitely enjoying it, if the tiny movements of his hips says anything. “You really couldn’t wait for the State house? Have to have me here, where anyone could see you on your knees?”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    299
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    4,403
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    Glory says something under her breath and Gina chuckles, and Deacon figures he might not have to play wingman afterall.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    645
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    The suburbs are for families and elderly hermits with no one to talk to but their cats. They, as it turns out, are also for a group of six polyamorous nightmares living in a four bedroom house.

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    2,065
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    516
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    “You know, people are usually begging by now. Screaming, trying to get away.” Pickman’s voice commands his attention and Haydn’s eyes lock onto the killer’s. “I think you like this.” He presses the knife down enough to knick the skin under Haydn’s right nipple, grinning at the sharp inhale he earns, “I think you’re getting off on it.”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    243
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2,506
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    Moira curls her fingers around Angela’s neck, not squeezing, index finger tapping lightly against a sensitive point on the witch’s skin. “If only they knew how easy it was to get you to roll over.”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    3,414
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    Nothing about the boy screams potential from the outside, but there’s something about him. Vulpes is never wrong.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    5,494
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    He expects to see Kylo in meditation, or talking to the charred remains of an old Sith Lord’s helmet. Expects to find his room torn to shreds and unrecognizable as a living space. Expects a lot of things that spell nothing but paperwork and an easy answer to this unusual behavior.
    What he finds, upon using his override code to open the door, is worrying.

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    English
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    3,355
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    232
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    “You’ve made this very difficult, Kylo.”
    Before Kylo could open his mouth he nearly slipped over his feet as he was spun around and shoved forward, arms extending on instinct to press his hands against the mirror in front of him.
    He looked up in the reflection, shuddering under the intensity of Hux’s gaze. He looked like he wanted to eat Kylo alive.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,267
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2,781
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    Grabbing his already packed satchel he slung it over his shoulder just as he heard a low curse from the other room. When he rounded the corner he saw Hux putting his full weight into the door, pushing on it hard enough that it creaked.
    “You have to unlock it first,” Kylo snarked.
    “It is unlocked,” Hux snapped in return.
    “Let me try it,” he stepped closer, and the redhead backed off to the side. With a quick lunge at the door, elbow tucked into his side, he slammed into it. The door groaned as if it were going to snap in half but didn’t budge.

    Language:
    English
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    10,460
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,355
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    “You! Where in the hell were you, Ren?!”
    “I was looking for you, I heard — what happened?” Kylo’s eyes fell into the stranger’s face, pale and stained on the cheek with his own pool of blood.
    “I handled it.”

    Series
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    English
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    3,742
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    253
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    3,180
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    “What the fuck are you doing?”

    Kylo jumped out of his concentration, outstretched hands lowering from where they had been hovering in front of the lift doors. “I’m going to open them and see if we’re near a floor. If I can move the lift with the Force, we will get out a lot faster than relying on the techs.” The expressionless mask turned to Hux, “Unless you want to spend the next half hour or so stuck in this box?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,615
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,264
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    Haydn almost gets his clock cleaned, and learns about dicks in the process.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,450
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    372
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    In all honesty he shouldn’t have been surprised when Petra all but tackled him at the beginning of second period. “Is it true?!” Excitement lit up her face, amber eyes glistening as she held onto his shoulders, “Is it really true? Are you and Erwin dating?!”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,916
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    278
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2,664

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