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• The smell of blood is amusing to me by Gnawed4donna

  Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF, Joost Klein (Musician), Käärijä (Musician)  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • M/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  20 May 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Kimi Räikkönen/Sebastian Vettel
  • Lewis Hamilton/Nico Rosberg
  • David Coulthard/Mika Häkkinen/Michael Schumacher
  • Fernando Alonso/Jenson Button/Mark Webber
  • Sebastian Vettel
  • Michael Schumacher (Formula 1 RPF)
  • Mika Häkkinen
  • David Coulthard
  • Lewis Hamilton (Formula 1 RPF)
  • Nico Rosberg
  • Kimi Räikkönen
  • Jenson Button
  • Fernando Alonso (Formula 1 RPF)
  • Daniel Ricciardo
  • Felipe Massa
  • Romain Grosjean
  • Giancarlo Fisichella
  • Robert Kubica
  • Joost Klein
  • Käärijä
  • Valtteri Bottas
  • Max Verstappen
  • George Russell (Formula 1 RPF)
  • Charles Leclerc
  • Carlos Sainz Jr
  • Sky media team
  • uh - Character
  • Mary Cooper
  • Crime (and a lot of it)
  • buttonso being bodyguards
  • Mika David and Michael are serious tycoons but also goofy fathers
  • Seb is Michael and Mika’s bio son
  • David came into the threesome later
  • Kimi as an assassin
  • mark webber is a manager
  • Daniel is sebs assistant
  • Joost is Sebastian’s brother in this fic
  • Felipe is an evil bitch
  • Brocedes as sebs best friends
  • Max and George are best friends but they do fight alot
  • Carlos max charles and George are friends
  • Carlos is crazy
  • getting away with murder
  • Valtteri is kimis partner in crime
  • brocedes and Daniel help mark with pr
  • GOSH
  • this fic is gonna take a long time
  • AUGHHH
  • I’ll update this fic like every 2 days of a week
  • 3 days if I don’t have work
  • Robert Gian and jarno are Felipe’s minions
  • Seb has a crush on Kimi
  • Happy Ending
  • ahaha
  • Character Death
  • Webuttonso throuple hahaha

  Summary

  Basically Kimi gets hired by Mika to protect Seb as they don’t trust him going out alone , Kimi has to stay in the shadows and not get caught I guess… but well joost and käärija are just there bc why not ..let’s not talk about Mary cooper ..and Kimi goes by the name of iceman bc why not pt1
  Webuttonso is so cute in this trust

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  121

  Chapters:

  1/?

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