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    Hollanov Watcher @Hollanov_Watcher
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/Brown_Eyed_Girl 👀
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    Hollanov Watcher @Hollanov_Watcher
    As always with these old Reddit posts, take with a pinch of salt. Could always have been edited, might have nothing to do with Hollanov. Food for thought, though. 🤷

    Alternatively: a Reddit post from ten years ago sparks the beginning of the long-awaited timeline reveal.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “Ilya?” Shane gasps at the barely standing figure at his doorstep.

    “Sorry.” Ilya hiccups. “Did not know where else to go.” That’s the last thing he says before he collapses into Shane’s arms.

    Or the Fighter Ilya x Nurse Shane AU nobody asked for.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Shane is unafraid (read: actually terrified) to say people who make out in public are disgusting. This goes for everyone, but it just so happens that he’s caught high-key judging a gay couple.

    Now everyone thinks he’s homophobic.

    Fuck his life.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    He kept his eyes on the pair as he gave his answer. “Do you not see how close he is? What is so fucking funny?”

    “Have you ever considered that Hollzy’s like, one of the most influential people in the whole sport to the younger generations?”

    Yes, yes, he had.

    Ilya’s stone-faced expression remained unchanged, his eyes continuing to stare daggers down into the common area. Something about the newest addition to the Metros was rubbing him the wrong way. It might have been the fact that to Ilya, it seemed like said addition was interested in rubbing his husband the wrong way. “I do not see what that has to do with him practically fornicating with Shane in our living room.”

    Bood let out a large sigh before deciding that it was probably a better idea to go and get another beer than staying there and trying his best to convince a grown man that he was creating insane assumptions in his head. He turned towards the cooler and started to walk away with a mutter of, “God, you’re dramatic.”

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    Ilya has some strong feelings about the newest addition to the Montreal Metros coming to Shane's birthday get together. He decides to rail the hell out of Shane about it.

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