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    Petunia wasn't the smart one. Or the pretty one. Or the magical one. But she was cunning, resourceful, and she knew what she wanted from life... and she got it.

    So when her nephew turns up on her doorstep one cold November morning, she sees it as the opportunity that it is.

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    This was an odd little earworm of a plot bunny that wouldn't leave me alone. I'm much more inclined to shorter works, so it's a bit of a patchwork story.

    Note on the tags. Petunia is... Petunia. She is not really 'Nice' or 'Good' but she's not 'Mean' or 'Evil' either. She's a selfish, self-centered woman with a brittle sense of self-esteem and a drive to be recognized as successful in her own right. I tagged it 'Good' because that was the closest I could get to 'not the horrible person from the book, but not really even close to a Molly'.

    Also: I will not be tagging every single person who appears in the fic, only those with reoccurring roles. This is not a bashing fic and I've done as best as possible to give rational(ish) 'good intentions' explanations for the canon shenanigans.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    The moment the Killing Curse struck Harry Potter's forehead and carved a scar into the toddler's skin, something else happened. In that moment, when the line between life and death blurred and time had no name, little Harry saw something he was perhaps never meant to see. He saw his former life. And Salazar Slytherin awoke.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    What if Ron had accused Hermione of helping Harry cheat his way into the tournament, severing ties with both of them instead of only Harry? What if Hermione had been angry with him instead of excusing his jealousy? What if Harry made a really dumb choice, and Hermione learned that sometimes, challenging authority can be good? A reimagining of Goblet of Fire, starting the day after the eponymous Goblet throws our hero into the Tournament.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Jaune was denied from Beacon and applied as an aide to the council instead. Then he accidentally has the whole council arrested, making him the sole councilman

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Power corrupts, and absolute power is actually pretty neat.

    Inspired by and in tribute to a fun fanfic, here's my own take on poor Jaune Arc going into politics.

    Comedy, Multi-ship, will update sporadically (sorry).

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    30 Jun 2026