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  1. Public Bookmark 78

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    Steve is a regular, perfectly reasonable guy. He is not a troublemaker, despite what his friends say. The things that happen to him could happen to literally anyone. I mean, who hasn’t accidentally become a stalker and then caused an international spy agency to implode? 

    Warnings for: Stalking, but the nice kind. May also contain: pictures of cats. 

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    15 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 54

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Ilya doesn’t say anything. He keeps watching Shane from the doorway. When he speaks, his voice is quiet and he’s looking down at his bare feet. “You said you would stay,” he says. “That is what I remember.”

    In which Shane freaks out but doesn't leave in episode four.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Shane says, “You don’t wanna go raw?”

    Ilya drops the box of condoms. Looks at Shane. Shane looks back.

    “What?”

    “Do you want me to commit a felony?”

    “I think public indecency is usually a misdemeanor.”

    Ilya tries to bite him through his shirt.

    “Ow, ow, Ilya, stop that-”

    Ilya and Shane are thirty-five, married, and living their best happily ever after—until the plane they're in falls out of the sky and they wake up back in 2009. Of course they fuck about it.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    MAYBE IM CRAZY.

    I mean lets be honest I definitely am. But I think I may have cracked the code on something absolutely INSANE.

    Does anyone else remember that instagram account that used to post all those aesthetic mlm pictures of a random couple? @forposterity105? I was looking back through their feed because there was a photo I wanted to add to a Pinterest board (don't ask) and I realized that there was some stuff that looked a little bit familiar. It took me a while to work it out, but I think there's a chance that J and L might be Hollanov.

    And if that's true, that means this whole thing goes back A LOT further than 2017. Like I can do a deep dive if anyone is actually interested, but I lowkey feel like I may have busted this case WIDE OPEN.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    The third year of ESPN’s #2019NHLSexiestPlayer poll gets derailed … and the internet finds out something new about Shane Hollander.


    @datemedaddy | Well I thought @ShaneHollander couldn’t be hotter and I’m not afraid to admit I was wrong #TeamShane #ShaneHollander

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    04 Jul 2026

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    The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.

    He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lover’s mother who despises his very existence, so be it.


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    See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
    This is Ilya Rozanov

    Yuna

    This is a fucking joke, right?

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Ilya, Shane, and the Centaurs keep breaking the Internet. A social media fic of the first year post The Long Game.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Ilya still loves a terrible decision. Nearly ten years of exposure to Shane just mean that now, the terrible decision comes with a plan. This time it comes with bullet pointed lists, research. Fresh ideas scribbled late at night and stuck, one over the other, onto the fridge door.

    This crucial, terrible decision comes with deliberation and forethought and a twelve-step fucking plan.

    A plan that starts with ‘attend every game he can between the women’s league’s rivals-turned-wives Clara and Katya’ and ends with ‘kiss Shane on the mouth at center ice.’

    Because Icarus has nothing on Ilya fucking Rozanov. The internet is not ready. Yuna is going to have his head for this. Step one begins on Friday. He cannot fucking wait.

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    Half Ilya Rozanov POV and half social media fic tracking the chaos, managed and otherwise, that is unleashed as Ilya enacts his plan.

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    28 Jun 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 44

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    Rozanov’s eyes shoot open, and Shane swears he sees a glimmer of red in them before they fade back to their curious peridot green.

    “Hollander.”

    “Are you okay?” Shane asks awkwardly, adjusting his grip on his towel.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “He wants doll brushes because he’s seen the girls at the park brushing their plushies with them. Their dolls too, obviously. But he wants to brush that pelt you brought him-”

    David sets his crossword book down, giving Yuna his full attention.

    “What?”

    “The pelt of fur? Looks like a wolf, or maybe one of those big cats?” Yuna says, waving her hand dismissively. “Either way, I don’t think doll brushes are the right choice. We can look into getting him a set of actual grooming tools, he needs to learn that the right tools for the right job are an important-”

    “Yuna. Sweetheart.” David interrupts. “I did not buy our son a piece of dead animal as a souvenir from Russia.”

    OR

    Ilya loses something important at the airport; years later, Shane gives it back to him.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Shane: Hello?
    Unknown Caller: Is this bird professor?
    Shane: …uh yes?
    Unknown Caller: Cool. Do humming birds have legs?
    Shane: What?
    Unknown Caller: Do humming birds—
    Shane: No, I heard you. Yes they have legs.
    Unknown Caller: [loud cheering in the background] I win! Thank you bird professor.
    Shane: …uh you're welcome?
    Unknown Caller: Goodbye.

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    25 Jun 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 53

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    A young wolf pup finds himself at the mercy of his pack's chief rivals.

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    24 Jun 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 56

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    The man sitting in the driver’s seat should not be here. He should be miles away, at his home base in Montreal, not driving a piece of shit beater in the middle of nowhere. 

    And Shane should not be here with him, because as far as Ilya Rozanov knew, Shane’s body burned up in a car fire four years ago.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, celebrated hockey star, gets perilously lost in the wilderness.

    Shane Hollander, wilderness expert and #1 Rozanov hater, finds him.

    They're stuck in the woods. Completely alone. Together.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    07 Jun 2026

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    It was like watching ants in those transparent tunneled habitats: the intricate, horny communication rituals of the modern queer hockey player.

    Or, five or so times Mikhail Popov (award-winning goaltender and gay fairy godmother) nudged Shane Hollander (his best goalie friend) and Ilya Rozanov (annoying hot guy he tolerates) toward their happily ever after, and the one time they finally chose it for themselves.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Shane’s seemingly perfect life shatters the moment his boyfriend of eight years - famous hockey player and beloved Ottawa Centaurs captain Landon Pierce - dumps him after discovering he’s pregnant.

    Thoroughly humiliated and alone, Shane is determined to push through with the pregnancy, even as an unmated omega.

    Enter Ilya Rozanov: star rookie of the Ottawa Centaurs, arrogant alpha, and his ex-boyfriend’s teammate.

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    06 Jun 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 79

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    Luo Binghe meets a stranger at the edge of the Luo River.

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    06 Jun 2026

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