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• Metamourphosis by Freibulous

  Fandoms: Men's Football RPF, Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic), Object and Concept Anthropomorphism  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  13 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Bayer 04 Leverkusen (Character) & Hannover 96 (Character)
  • Bayer 04 Leverkusen (Character) & Hamburger SV (Character)
  • Bayer 04 Leverkusen (Character) & 1. FC Kaiserslautern (Character)
  • Bayer 04 Leverkusen (Character) & TSV 1860 München (Character)
  • Bayer 04 Leverkusen (Character)/VfB Stuttgart (Character)
  • Bayer 04 Leverkusen (Character) & KFC Uerdingen (Character)
  • Bayer 04 Leverkusen (Character)/Arminia Bielefeld (Character)
  • Bayer 04 Leverkusen (Character) & Bayer AG Company (Anthropomorphic)
  • Bayer 04 Leverkusen (Character)
  • Hannover 96 (Character)
  • Hamburger SV (Character)
  • 1. FC Kaiserslautern (Character)
  • TSV 1860 München (Character)
  • Bayer AG Company (Anthropomorphic)
  • KFC Uerdingen (Character)
  • Queer Character
  • Polyamory
  • Polyamorous Character
  • Gay Character
  • Multiplicity/Plurality
  • Original Character(s)
  • Original Fiction
  • One Shot Collection
  • Trans Character
  • Genderqueer Character
  • Nonbinary Character
  • football gijinka
  • Personification
  • Gijinka
  • POV Second Person
  • The romantic relationships are in the background
  • Character Study
  • Angst
  • Drama
  • Friendship
  • Period Typical Attitudes
  • One-sided Stuttgart/Hamburg (because of reasons)

  Summary

  Snippets of Bayer 04 Leverkusen and his (former) metamours (his partners' partners): Hannover 96, Hamburger SV, 1. FC Kaiserslautern, and TSV 1860 München.

  Series

  • Part 17 of Bundeslihaha
  • Part 13 of Bundeslihaha Loose Canon

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,524

  Chapters:

  2/4

  Kudos:

  2

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  20

• Trident Tryst by Freibulous

  Fandoms: Men's Football RPF, Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic), Object and Concept Anthropomorphism  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  03 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • SV Werder Bremen (Character)/1. FC Kaiserslautern (Character)
  • SV Werder Bremen (Character)
  • 1. FC Kaiserslautern (Character)
  • football gijinka
  • Personification
  • One Shot
  • Sexual Roleplay
  • Large Breasts
  • Nipple Play
  • Piercings
  • mostly clothed sex
  • mostly vanilla
  • Friends with Benefits
  • Lime
  • Purple Prose
  • POV Third Person
  • Queer Character
  • Bisexual Character
  • Trans Character
  • Trans Female Character
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Humor
  • Body Worship
  • Tickling
  • self imposed writing challenge
  • Original Character(s)
  • Original Fiction
  • Character Study

  Summary

  SV Werder Bremen challenged his old friend 1. FC Kaiserslautern to do her most difficult endeavor yet: vanilla sex.

  Series

  • Part 11 of Bundeslihaha Loose Canon
  • Part 15 of Bundeslihaha

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,736

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  40

• To Be Perfectly Frankfurt by Freibulous

  Fandoms: Object and Concept Anthropomorphism, Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic), Women's Association Football | Women's Soccer RPF  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Work in Progress

  31 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • 1. FFC Frankfurt (Character) & Eintracht Frankfurt (Character)
  • 1. FFC Frankfurt (Character)/1. FFC Turbine Potsdam (Character)
  • 1. FFC Frankfurt (Character) & FSV Frankfurt (Character)
  • 1. FFC Frankfurt (Character)/FSV Frankfurt (Character)
  • FSV Frankfurt (Character) & Hamburger SV (Character)
  • 1. FFC Turbine Potsdam (Character)/FSV Frankfurt (Character)
  • 1. FFC Turbine Potsdam (Character)/FSV Frankfurt (Character)/1. FFC Frankfurt (Character)
  • Eintracht Frankfurt (Character) & Hamburger SV (Character)
  • Eintracht Frankfurt (Character) & FSV Frankfurt (Character)
  • 1. FFC Frankfurt (Character)
  • 1. FFC Turbine Potsdam (Character)
  • Eintracht Frankfurt (Character)
  • 1. FSV Mainz 05 (Character)
  • FSV Frankfurt (Character)
  • 1. FC Magdeburg (Character)
  • Hamburger SV (Character)
  • FC Carl Zeiss Jena (Character)
  • MSV Duisburg (Character)
  • SV Werder Bremen (Character)
  • SC Freiburg (Character)
  • Wakes & Funerals
  • Sharing a Body
  • Multiplicity/Plurality
  • Friendship
  • Drama
  • Angst
  • Past Character Death
  • Original Character(s)
  • Original Fiction
  • Queer Character
  • Gijinka
  • Personification
  • Football | Soccer
  • football gijinka
  • Dysphoria
  • Ambiguous Relationships
  • Grief/Mourning
  • Coming Out
  • Complicated Relationships
  • Jealousy
  • Insecurity
  • Lime
  • Lesbian Character
  • POV Second Person
  • Minor Character Death
  • Embedded Images
  • Digital Art
  • Art
  • Aromantic
  • Asexual Character
  • Trans Character
  • amatonormativity
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Quadrant Vacillation

  Summary

  On 28 August 2020, 1. FFC Frankfurt will be dissolved. Its players and management will join forces with Eintracht Frankfurt. Then, its personification will die, her life force strengthening Eintracht's personification...

  ...at least, that's what they all told you. It happened to FF USV Jena just a month ago, after all.

  But that was her, not you. You won't just take it lying down. You're the most successful women's club in Germany - you cannot and will not die!

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  An Eintracht Frankfurt birthday special.

  Series

  • Part 14 of Bundeslihaha
  • Part 10 of Bundeslihaha Loose Canon

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  15,817

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Kudos:

  3

  Hits:

  94

• Mortivacation by Freibulous

  Fandoms: Object and Concept Anthropomorphism, Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic), Bundesliga - Fandom, Men's Football RPF  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  15 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • SC Freiburg & Hamburger SV
  • Borussia Dortmund (Character)/SC Freiburg (Character)
  • FC St. Pauli (Character) & Hamburger SV (Character)
  • SC Freiburg & FC St. Pauli
  • SC Freiburg (Character)
  • Hamburger SV (Character)
  • Borussia Dortmund (Character)
  • FC St. Pauli (Character)
  • 2017-2018 Sports Season
  • Bundesliga
  • Football | Soccer
  • Self-Hatred
  • Self-Harm
  • Angst
  • Drama
  • Past Relationship(s)
  • Past Borussia Dortmund (Character)/SC Freiburg (Character) - Freeform
  • Digital Art
  • Digital Painting
  • Embedded Images
  • Art
  • No Romance
  • Queer Character
  • Genderqueer Character
  • Trans Character
  • Nonbinary Character
  • Gay Character
  • Original Character(s)
  • Original Fiction
  • Gijinka
  • Personification
  • football gijinka
  • Break Up
  • Polyamorous Character
  • POV Third Person
  • Past Infidelity
  • this fic also has a boatload of nautical puns you know the drill
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Multiple Endings
  • Lime
  • Mild Sexual Content
  • Multiplicity/Plurality

  Summary

  When his stadium clock stands still after 54 years of non-stop ticking, Hamburger Sport-Verein goes on a drunken vacation 600 km away from his harbor town in search for something...

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  A Hamburger SV birthday special.

  Series

  • Part 6 of Bundeslihaha Loose Canon
  • Part 10 of Bundeslihaha

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  26,366

  Chapters:

  4/6

  Comments:

  26

  Kudos:

  2

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  191

• Der Mörder Hotzenplotz by Freibulous

  Fandoms: Object and Concept Anthropomorphism, Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic), Bundesliga - Fandom, Men's Football RPF, Women's Association Football | Women's Soccer RPF  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi, Other
  • Work in Progress

  12 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • FC Augsburg & TSV 1860 München
  • Hertha BSC (Character)/Karlsruher SC (Character)
  • FC St. Pauli (Character)/SV Werder Bremen (Character)
  • FC St. Pauli (Character) & Hamburger SV (Character)
  • Hamburger SV/Hannover 96
  • VfB Stuttgart/1. FC Kaiserslautern/TSV 1860 München
  • Eintracht Braunschweig/1. FC Magdeburg
  • 1. FC Nürnberg & FC Schalke 04
  • Eintracht Frankfurt & Eintracht Braunschweig
  • Eintracht Frankfurt & MSV Duisburg
  • Eintracht Frankfurt & 1. FSV Mainz 05
  • 1. FSV Mainz 05 & MSV Duisburg
  • 1. FSV Mainz 05/MSV Duisburg
  • 1. FFC Frankfurt & Eintracht Frankfurt
  • Dynamo Dresden (Character) & FC Hansa Rostock (Character)
  • FC Hansa Rostock & SC Freiburg
  • FC Augsburg & SC Freiburg
  • FC Augsburg (Character)
  • FC Schalke 04 (Character)
  • Borussia Dortmund (Character)
  • 1. FC Nürnberg (Character)
  • 1. FC Kaiserslautern (Character)
  • Karlsruher SC (Character)
  • Hertha BSC (Character)
  • SV Werder Bremen (Character)
  • FC St. Pauli (Character)
  • Hamburger SV (Character)
  • Hannover 96 (Character)
  • TSV 1860 München (Character)
  • VfB Stuttgart (Character)
  • SC Freiburg (Character)
  • SV Darmstadt 98 (Character)
  • Eintracht Braunschweig
  • Eintracht Frankfurt (Character)
  • 1. FSV Mainz 05 (Character)
  • FC Hansa Rostock (Character)
  • 1. FFC Frankfurt (Character)
  • SGS Essen (Character)
  • Dynamo Dresden (Character)
  • MSV Duisburg (Character)
  • 1. FC Magdeburg (Character)
  • Fairy Tale Parody
  • Der Räuber Hotzenplotz - Freeform
  • Theatre
  • Lime
  • Sexual Roleplay
  • Humor
  • Queer Character
  • Original Fiction
  • Original Character(s)
  • POV Third Person
  • Trans Character
  • Nonbinary Character
  • Genderqueer Character
  • Gijinka
  • Personification
  • Embedded Images
  • Traditional Art
  • Art
  • football gijinka
  • Polyamorous Character
  • Queerplatonic Relationships
  • Blood and Violence
  • Past Relationship(s)
  • Sharing a Body
  • Multiplicity/Plurality
  • Sexual Fantasy
  • Aromantic
  • Asexual Character
  • One-Sided Attraction

  Summary

  People are so much more difficult than marionettes, thought FC Augsburg, who would’ve thought?

  After a few seasons of directing his own marionette plays for the Bundeslihaus, Augsburg decided he'd go big in the 2023-2024 preseason: he would direct personifications! With the help of seasoned filmmaker Darmstadt, script editor Braunschweig, and choreographer Magdeburg, he'd make an adaptation of the Robber Hotzenplotz by and for clubs - and nobody else!

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  An FC Augsburg birthday special.

  Series

  • Part 6 of Bundeslihaha
  • Part 3 of Bundeslihaha Loose Canon

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  12,315

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

  140