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"She’s not my type," Agatha said firmly, crossing her arms.
Lilia raised an eyebrow, swirling her wine like a soap opera villain. "So you have a type? Do enlighten us."
Agatha groaned. "Fine. If you must know, I’m straight. And even if I wasn’t, Rio is at least ten years younger than me. I would never go there."
Cue Rio Vidal—Agatha’s insufferably smug, boundaryless neighbour—who has zero respect for personal space, steals her ice cream, wears her clothes, and now, apparently, needs a fake girlfriend for a work event.
Agatha should say no. She wants to say no. But somehow, she doesn’t.
Now she’s fake dating the most irritating woman alive, their friends are watching like it’s a spectator sport, and the walls between their apartments are very thin.
It’s fine. It’s fake. It’s strictly platonic.
…So why is Agatha’s stomach flipping every time Rio looks at her like that?
Or: Agatha insists she's straight, Rio insists on being a menace, and everyone else insists that there's a "vibe".
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05 Jul 2026
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Agatha and Rio have hated each other the entire time they’ve worked together at WestView High.
When Jen tells Agatha she needs four people for a discounted vacation to Bora Bora so that she can propose to her girlfriend, Agatha surprisingly agrees to come along.
What she doesn’t know is that the vacation is a couples retreat and it relies on her maintaining a fake relationship with her worst enemy.
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04 Jul 2026
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Held close all the time, knowing I'm half of you by Riovidarkness (Ludmaelstrom)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
15 Jun 2026
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Agatha Harkness is getting married in four months.
Everyone thinks it’s obviously the right choice. Ralph is kind, steady, and reassuring. He has a big house, a good job, and Agatha’s mother’s immediate approval. After a childhood spent desperately searching for a place where she could feel safe, she should be happy.
So why does the idea of leaving her small apartment make her feel like she’s losing something essential? Why does her heart beat faster when Rio touches her than when she kisses her fiancé?
Rio Vidal has known Agatha since they were teenagers. She knows her silences, her outbursts, her fears, her absurd habits, and the way she always sneaks a few sips from her glass. She knows the weight of her past, the wounds left by her mother, and the way Agatha only falls asleep when she’s curled up against her.
And as Agatha prepares to say “I do” to someone else, they continue to choose each other every night without ever saying it out loud.
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The roommates AU friends to lovers, where they are both in love and Agatha is gradually cheating on her fiancé with Rio, and Rio is madly in love and can’t help but surrender to Agatha's desire.
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04 Jul 2026
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Rio gets a very strange email meant for someone else. She decides to reply just to fuck with the person. Little did she know, she would be the one getting fucked.
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24 Jun 2026
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find yourself in someone (you were there all along) by empathyhoodie, evgar, mondaychild
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
16 Jun 2026
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"What did you think of the scene?"
"The uh—" Rio coughs, "The intimate scene?"
"The in—" Agatha's sigh cuts her off and her laugh enters Rio's space, "Can you not even say the word sex, Rio?"
"I can—" Rio's ears feel hot, and she snatches the beer back, eyes finding the doorway, but there's no one there but them, "I can say sex."
"Oh, can you?" Agatha presses in close until they're almost touching. Rio's not—she's not great with touch; she doesn't receive it much in any capacity. "Because to me, it sounded like you're nervous in the way someone who's never been touched is." Agatha's lips curl into a grin like she's already excited for her next words, and she gasps, over exaggerated, "Are you a virgin, Rio?"
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Rio finds out the new neighborhood book club can never be just book club if they've been nursing a very mild crush on their next door neighbor of seven years.
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“Why did you do it?” Rio had asked her, tight-lipped.
Agatha chewed on her words.
“You wanted a platform to tell the truth, now you’ve got it.”
“You could have consulted me before blowing up my entire career.”
“Darling,” she had said with a mewl. “I’ve just changed your life. Act a little more grateful.”
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Two rival journalists, forced together as the new co-hosts of UBA's The Morning Show. What the hell could go wrong?
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When her girlfriend of three months asked her who her hall pass was, Agatha thought it was a stupid hypothetical at best, a TikTok trend she had no interest in humouring.
When her wife of barely a month uses her own hall pass to sleep with her boss, Agatha knows it's a stupid idea, used to justify a heart wrenching betrayal that she forgives out of her own desperate need to be loved.
And suddenly, she's looking for an opportunity to cash in her own.
Rio Vidal, lead singer of Coven, and Agatha's favourite artist for a decade, won't know what hit her when Agatha gets a ticket to Coven's latest show in Westview.
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A century after Earth’s collapse, a lonely android named Ri-0 wanders the ruins of New York, teaching herself to dance to songs meant for two. When a scientist aboard humanity’s orbiting ark discovers footage of the impossible, an android who feels emotion, she risks everything she has worked towards to return to a planet long declared dead.
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12 Jun 2026
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Rio's lips curled. “Not scared, are you?”
Scared of the dinosaurs? No.
Scared of you? Yes.
“Honey, I’m not scared of anything.”
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Agatha Harkness, Legal Counseller, is called onto Isla Nublar to assess the danger of one of the dinosaurs after an attack. Animal handler, Rio Vidal, is put to the task to keep Agatha alive as they embark on an expedition to find the dinosaur responsible.
A.K.A The Jurassic Park/World AU
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06 Jun 2026
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too young to hold on, too old to break free and run by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
11 Apr 2025
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“Don’t you know those things will kill you?” Agatha asks tersely. Any adrenaline which had filled her after the case has dissipated, fizzled to nothing in the wide beam of Rio’s big brown eyes. She feels suddenly shy, fist tightening around the strap of her briefcase.
Rio cocks her head. “Oh, yeah. Better than most. They taste good, though.”
“That can’t be true.” Agatha scoffs.
Rio pulls the cigarette away from her mouth. “Wanna try?”
or: agatha harkness, hard-edged lawyer, does a horrible job trying to convince herself she's not falling for her annoying neighbor.
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If You're Not Falling, You're Not Climbing by TheWitchesWife
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 May 2026
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Rio is new to rock-climbing, but quickly fell in love with the sport. Her friend tried to get her into it as a way to meet people, but Rio is pretty uninterested in socialising. However, one climber whose strength (and beauty) Rio admires has other plans.
Or: Rock climbing AU no one asked for.
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"I want her,” another woman’s voice cut in. “Agatha!” Lilia cried out and spun on her heel, not even bothering to hide the alarmed tone in her voice.
Rio’s head jerked around, trying to discern which of the women in the crowd Lilia was gawking at. Then, Rio saw her. The curly-haired brunette stood up from her chair with a smile playing on her full lips. Even from a distance, Rio could see piercing blue eyes boring into Lilia, daring her to challenge her.
“I want her,” Agatha repeated, turning her full attention to Rio. Rio could feel the heat rising up her neck and into her cheeks as their eyes met across the room, causing her stomach to flip.
Dear god, who is she? Direct, confident and beautiful women were Rio’s weakness. And every inch of this woman radiated unflinching confidence. And holy shit, even in this horribly lifeless gray room, she was impossibly stunning. Rio felt it deep in her chest. Resisting whatever magnetism that was drawing her in was pointless. She was about to agree to whatever this woman wanted.
-or- Agatha is a successful music artist auditioning band members for a huge tour. Rio is a drummer who's never booked a gig. One viral video later, and she's in Agatha's band.
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24 May 2026
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Agatha likes her life in Westview.
When her department is stumped by a case they can't solve, the FBI sends Agent Rio Vidal, which Agatha believes to be the universe punishing her for god knows what.
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what if they had fucked in episode 1OR: what if they fell in love :')
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- Part 1 of That's Not Why I Came Over
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16 May 2026
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Agatha and Rio are friends.
Just friends.
Or at least they were, until one drunken night when they went from being 'just friends' to 'friends who occasionally fuck each other's brains out'.
Because when has that ever ended badly before?
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15 May 2026
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“But it’s embarrassing,” Rio said. “I’m twenty-fucking-seven and I’ve never even kissed a woman.”
“It’s only embarrassing if you let it embarrass you,” Agatha clarified. “Who cares what others think?”
“It’s a foundational part of society,” Rio argued. “The social contract. If I want other people to care what I think, I need to care what they think.”
Agatha held up her hands defensively. “Okay, Archimedes.” And then she twirled her finger in a circle to showcase the bar. “Look around you. Plenty of ladies here like locking lips with other ladies. Go up and ask one of them. Don’t pussyfoot or give them your life backstory. Just do it.”
In a moment that Agatha was sure took some bravery, Rio stared her in the eye and asked, “Can I kiss you?”
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I'll Bring Out The Worst In You... Promise by infinite_euphemism
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
23 Jun 2026
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Agatha Harkness runs an underground service where she seduces and humiliates arrogant Alphas on behalf of wronged omegas, taking pride in dismantling their disgusting egos. After completing another successful job, her friend Lilia asks her for an unusual favour- helping her shy, underconfident Alpha niece learn to step into her identity. Reluctantly agreeing out of loyalty (and of course payment), Agatha is introduced to Rio, a sweet, unsuspecting Alpha who is nothing like the alphas she’s used to tearing down.
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cause i may be bad, but i'm perfectly good at it by fatal (cumrich) for mnsg
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
09 Jul 2024
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jeongguk has a number of skills and talents but the most important of all of them is fucking jimin brainless. it just so happens that this time he dresses up as a maid first.
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13 May 2026
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i like how desperate you seem (in the way you look at me) by fatal (cumrich) for gangbang
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
01 Sep 2024
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packs merge all the time. it's survival. jimin knows that, but what he's not prepared for is the attention he's getting from a certain jeon jeongguk, the alpha's son.
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Albedo wants to learn all about Aether. For the sake of research, he must know every part of him, every part. He's a little hesitant and nervous to ask him if he may explore his body and how he responds to sexual stimuli for his new experiment, but Aether is more than happy to participate.
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Bookmarked by Food_Coma
12 May 2026