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    An old sex tape of Ilya resurfaces online. The internet loses its mind. So does the group chat.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Ilyas sex tape leaks, as told through group chats w centaurs, shane is upset. Ilya thinks it's funny

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    At the Centaurs’ annual kids workshop, Ilya effortlessly charms the children—and one very flirty mom. Shane insists he’s not jealous… right up until he publicly “marks his territory,” giving their teammates endless ammunition and proving that even happily married assistant captains can have a dramatic streak.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    A centaurs community outreach camp day, a single mom is too flirty with ilya, shane gets jealous

    ""Did you just publicly stake a claim like a Victorian duke?”"

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    Shane should be proud because he was the only one who put a ring on and locked the notoriously untamable Ilya Rozanov down.

    Everyone knows. The world made it a big deal.

    So why are girls still acting like his husband is someone available? Why do strangers still look at his husband like he’s fair game? And why does he feel the pit in his stomach over some half-drunk thoughts of random girls in a bar or some girl’s wandering hands on Ilya?

    Maybe it’s the alcohol. Or something else.

    Either way, Shane decides to do something about it.

    OR: Shane Hollander-Rozanov realizes he has a dangerously low tolerance for alcohol and for watching other girls flirt with his husband.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Shane feels jealous at the club over girls not respecting his marriage, hot sex

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    Oh. Ilya is kissing him.

    Shane drops the tongs he’d been holding. He doesn’t move for a full second while his brain tries to come back online. And then he has both hands in Ilya’s hair and Shane is kissing him back. His mouth opens, and Ilya tastes perfect. Feels perfect. Shane makes an embarrassing sound when Ilya’s tongue brushes his.

    Harris says, “Shane, your buns are burning,” at the same time Troy lets out a whoop in the background. Someone else shouts, “Atta boy, Rozy! Who’s up next?” It drops a lead weight in Shane’s stomach, and Shane is an idiot.

    The kiss was a dare. And Shane is the idiot who just kissed him back.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Office AU, ilya is HR, kisses shane at a party "on a dare" shane figures out he actually meant it and ilya has been pining forever

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    Shane gets into a fight.

    Ilya loses his mind about it.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Ilya takes a penalty, shane fights Dallas kent, also gets penalty, shane talks ilya to orgasm in the penalty box, then has more hot sex when they get home. Internet lip reads but not all of it and just thinks theyre being cute husbands