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After her father died in the Battle of Hogwarts, Pansy Parkinson believed she was free. Three months before her twenty-fourth birthday, however, her guardian is found and invokes her ancient family rites to issue an ultimatum. Forced to choose between the loss of any autonomy or of her magic itself, she has exactly one loophole.
Marriage to Neville Longbottom.
But as she grows to know her new husband, she realizes that he's nothing like the boy she used to bully in school. Unfortunately, some wizards will stop at nothing for revenge and Pansy has to decide how much she can ask of the man she convinced to marry her.
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- Part 2 of The Rite
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- English
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- 208,097
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- 40/40
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21 May 2026
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As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for.
Her chest burning, as if she drank a barrel of bubotuber pus, Hermione turned to him with narrowed, accusing eyes. "Malfoy...are we dating?"
If there's one thing Hermione Granger knows, it's that she simply doesn't have time to date. Draco decides to date her, anyway.
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- Part 1 of Grandfather Clocks and Ginger Biscuits
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- English
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- 106,117
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 57
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- 1,890
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11 Oct 2025
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Out on the ice, anything seems possible. Especially when they're skating together. Even their most impossible dream: Olympic Gold. A Muggle AU Dramione story.
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- Part 1 of Subtle Perfection Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 247,088
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 1,334
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- 2,234
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- 1,092
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09 Jul 2025
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Public Bookmark 1227
Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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21 Jun 2025
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The Tragedy of Chemistry by Ramelle_Kammae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Draco Malfoy - Fandom, Dramione - Fandom
15 Jan 2024
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Hermione has a problem; Draco is considering to fix it.
Mind the tags. Porn with some plot.Series
- Part 1 of The Tragedy of Chemistry
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 105,284
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 621
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- 4,685
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03 May 2025
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Five years after the war, Hermione Granger has very little time for something like a relationship. She's far too busy trying to run the Bureau for Endangered Creatures efficiently, dealing with budget cuts and ignorant ministry officials and finding a way to somehow restore her parents' memories, who are still in Australia and none the wiser about the existence of their daughter.
When she discovers that the Wizengamot plans to use Draco Malfoy as a scapegoat whilst dealing with elusive Voldemort loyalists, she offers to testify for him. She's not quite sure how it led to her trying on wedding dresses under the watchful eye of Narcissa Malfoy.
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- English
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- 320,000
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- 34/34
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- 25
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- 3,609
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07 Apr 2025
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Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by rizzlewrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2022
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After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain. (Alternate ending: 'La Vie En Rose', Audiobook by ETL.Echo.Audiobooks).
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 356,114
- Chapters:
- 84/84
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- 3,435
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26 Feb 2025
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Strange things, dreams. How much credence should we give to where our subconscious takes us?
There were many things Draco did not need in his Sixth Year. He did not need Theodore Nott implanting strange dreams in his head, for one.
In the ensuing years, he did not need to constantly remember that blissful, impossible dream. He further did not need Potter bursting into his mostly turned-around life to embroil him in a conspiracy at Azkaban. And he definitely did not need to embark on a clandestine investigation into prisoner mistreatment with Hermione Granger.
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- English
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- 97,712
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- 19/19
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- 25
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- 2,509
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09 Feb 2025
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Draco Malfoy and the Case of the Brighton Beach Butcher by augustaoctavia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Feb 2025
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A serial killer is on the loose--and the DMLE is struggling to crack the case. Head of Homicides, Draco Malfoy, works closely with Unspeakable Hermione Granger as she develops a groundbreaking technique to pull the last imprinted memory from the victim's bodies, in hopes they will be able to track down the person responsible.
Meanwhile, Draco struggles to track down a one-night stand who rocked his world, then disappeared. Draco throws himself into solving these mysteries to distract himself from the growing tension between him and Granger—which is becoming harder and harder to ignore.
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PLEASE DON’T ADD TO GOODREADS, etc. Please refer to insta or my profile for other policies.Series
- Part 1 of Malfoy Mysteries
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 179,520
- Chapters:
- 28/28
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 1,789
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- 2,390
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- 1,475
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Bookmarked by FluffyMutant
08 Feb 2025
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 250,248
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 2,920
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28 Dec 2024
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 195,969
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Comments:
- 7,522
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- 31,894
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28 Nov 2024
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Apprentice Healers Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have little to do with one another despite attending the same wizarding university.
But when a new Ministry of Magic imposed class on modern muggle dating and pureblood courting rituals forces them into a relationship based on so-called magical compatibility, they have no choice but to see the relationship through to graduate.
Draco looked at her. She could’ve sworn she saw a flash of sharp white canines. “I’ll be sure to owl Rita, Granger, looks like we are going on a date.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 66,272
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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- 1
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- 323
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- 1,642
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18 Nov 2024
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Masks conceal one face, but they reveal another.
The tenth anniversary of the end of the war is being marked by a lavish masquerade spread over three nights. It’s the event of the decade, but most importantly, it’s a perfect opportunity for her to escape the impossible pressure of being Hermione Granger.
Unfortunately, it’s also the perfect opportunity to escape the endless shame of being Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 1 of There's a Kind of Magic in Masks
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 142,183
- Chapters:
- 48/48
- Collections:
- 12
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- 1,033
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- 3,300
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- 1,144
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- 177,572
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07 Oct 2024
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If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.
Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.
The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.
Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.
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- Part 1 of Sin's Dreamland Collection
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 229,630
- Chapters:
- 39/39
- Collections:
- 30
- Comments:
- 6,197
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- 25,985
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- 8,576
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- 1,708,867
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04 Oct 2024
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“Glee was the last thing she felt staring into the empty eyes that should have been a bright grey. His face had always looked pointed and sharp, but now that gave way to gauntness. His hair, which he had been so particular about in school, hung long and limp. It reminded her of how his father had looked in his mugshot. How he had wanted to be just like his father growing up. And now he was, maybe more than ever.
A ghost.”After doing more than her fair share in saving the Wizarding World and bearing the scars of what it cost, Hermione Granger thinks she has earned herself a little respite. But when a charismatic albeit chaotic Theodore Nott convinces her to use an old law to save a dear friend who is about to meet the Dementor’s Kiss, she simply cannot stand by and watch. Follow Hermione as she navigates a world that still believes in blood status, a marriage to save the life of an old enemy and the hurt that comes with surviving.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 162,244
- Chapters:
- 31/31
- Comments:
- 4,201
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- 15,437
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- 5,325
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21 Sep 2024
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How to Win Friends and Influence People by olivieblake
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jun 2018
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Real heroes never quit. Real villains never die. Dramione with ensemble cast, post-war, espionage AU. COMPLETE.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 386,462
- Chapters:
- 42/42
- Collections:
- 27
- Comments:
- 1,878
- Kudos:
- 5,960
- Bookmarks:
- 4,221
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- 578,972
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28 Aug 2024
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When Draco Malfoy overhears the whereabouts of one of the Death Eaters still at large after the war, he tips off Harry Potter.
Now, eight years later, Draco is still helping Harry Potter round up the inner circle, and he is working undercover to do it.
What happens when he runs into Hermione Granger purely by chance and suddenly feels the need to dig a little deeper? Will he be able to draw her closer to him, while keeping his great secret from her? And will she believe that he really wants her, or will she only think that he's using her for his own purposes?
Featuring a manipulative, possessive, and dangerous Draco Malfoy and a competent, but skeptical Hermione Granger. There are themes in later chapters that might be triggering for some readers. Please note the tags.
**2024 Reddit Dramione Top Fics**
Best Post-War Fics (Top 10)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 158,904
- Chapters:
- 39/39
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 478
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- 2,443
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- 1,375
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31 Mar 2024
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When Hermione Granger is presented with a problem, she turns to research. Information, hypotheses, and experiments... These are all things she knows and loves, so it should come as no surprise that when she finds herself with a problem in the bedroom, she knows exactly how to find a solution.
And it just so happens that the solution is in the arms of a strong and confident stranger, with hands and lips that know just how to drive her body wild. The only problem? They belong to Draco Malfoy, the one person she should never trust.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 183,073
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Comments:
- 1,290
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- 11,568
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08 Mar 2024
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Hermione Granger is lost.
More than a year after the war, she struggles to find the right path for her life outside of Hogwarts. Still haunted by fear and loss, and faced with a new world that seems less promising than she’s always imagined, Hermione feels herself caught at a dead end — and the nightmares don’t help, either.
When she runs into a familiar face on the night of her birthday, Hermione feels a spark of hope for the first time in a long time. Then, an opportunity for a fresh start presents itself, along with an old nemesis who seems to reignite her need to fight: both for herself, and for the life she’s always wanted.
Hermione jumps headfirst into a journey that forces her to face all of the things she wants to forget, while learning to cherish the messy, beautiful things she is called to remember — scars and all.
A post-war, slow-burn, enemies to lovers Dramione story about healing, redemption, and second chances. Featuring a full cast of your favourite snarky Slytherins.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 167,789
- Chapters:
- 27/27
- Collections:
- 43
- Comments:
- 1,052
- Kudos:
- 12,775
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- 6,175
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02 Mar 2024
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 61,559
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 51
- Comments:
- 2,393
- Kudos:
- 24,877
- Bookmarks:
- 8,864
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- 885,050
Bookmarked by FluffyMutant
10 Feb 2024