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Free Trial Boyfriend by angelsnuffbox (MrsCaulfield), MrsCaulfield
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
09 Nov 2020
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Overall, Anthony Crowley considered himself a lucky fellow, with his good looks, good grades and a full ride swimming scholarship. There really wasn't much he can complain about.
But his real struggle was that he's completely, maddeningly in love with his best friend - a strong, passionate and oblivious angel who, even after a full year of pining, still can't seem to get the hint, no matter how many times Crowley has tried to flirt with him.
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Crowley would never forget the day that the angel first talked to him, for he was certain that was the day that all the clocks around the world began suddenly moving.
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- Part 1 of Full Boyfriend Experience
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 37,550
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 611
- Kudos:
- 1,767
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- 309
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30 Sep 2021
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a slip of the tongue by lexophile
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Sep 2021
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Crowley makes a strangled noise and Aziraphale turns back to him to find that the demon is sitting up, his posture rigid and his expression slack with shock. His mouth is quite literally hanging open as he stares down at Aziraphale.
“Er,” Aziraphale says, befuddled. He holds up the bottle of wine. “Did you want some more?”
“Azsssiraphale,” Crowley hisses out, then clears his throught and tries again. “Angel. Did you… do you… what did you jussst call me?”
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In which Aziraphale accidentally calls Crowley his boyfriend while inebriated and they both lose their minds.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,387
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 72
- Kudos:
- 1,456
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- 162
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- 10,116
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16 Sep 2021
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,541
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 1,209
- Kudos:
- 22,767
- Bookmarks:
- 5,997
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- 149,168
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12 Sep 2021
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we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow by starkhasheart
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Jan 2020
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Crowley blinks behind his shades. “Are you suggesting—”
“We pretend we’re romantically involved? Perhaps I am.” The angel gives Crowley a guilty smile, cheeks still dusted rosy pink. “It shouldn’t be that hard—we’ve known each other for six millennia, give or take.”
Crowley wins tickets for an all-expenses paid cruise for two, and the obvious choice for his plus-one is none other than Aziraphale. They immediately realize upon boarding the ship that this cruise is meant for couples of the romantic variety, and in a panic, they decide to fake a relationship for fear of scrutiny. Romantic excursions and mutual pining ensues.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 41,361
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 263
- Kudos:
- 1,120
- Bookmarks:
- 217
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- 15,497
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09 Sep 2021
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In Plain Sight by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Sep 2021
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Right, so. The love of his life asked to be in a fake relationship with him. How was Crowley not supposed to lose his mind over that? How was he supposed to hide how he melted like an ice cream cone in the sun when Aziraphale held his hand?
Companion piece to Pretend For Me, from Crowley's POV.
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- Part 2 of Pretend For Me
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 38,610
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 254
- Kudos:
- 3,669
- Bookmarks:
- 444
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- 72,444
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09 Sep 2021
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In the immediate aftermath of the Nope-Let's-Notpocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale tentatively begin to move on, hoping Heaven and Hell will leave them alone in the wake of both of their failed trials.
Of course, nothing could possibly be that simple.
It isn't that Gabriel or Beelzebub have actually figured out how the trials were subverted...but boy, do they THINK they have it figured out. Thankfully, it won't take much to keep them in the dark.
(Crowley and Aziraphale just have to spend eternity together, pretending to be in love with each other. All Crowley needs to do is make sure Aziraphale never finds out that everything he's saying and doing is true.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28,207
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 736
- Kudos:
- 4,013
- Bookmarks:
- 813
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- 47,426
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07 Sep 2021
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Pretend For Me by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Dec 2020
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Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”
“I believe so.”
“And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”
Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”
“I can do that,” he croaked.
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In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.Series
- Part 1 of Pretend For Me
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 52,921
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 2,217
- Kudos:
- 17,394
- Bookmarks:
- 3,340
- Hits:
- 283,003
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06 Aug 2021
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The First Time by PurpleRose (Purple_Rose_Writes)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Jul 2021
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Aziraphale is trying to do his job in Mesopotamia when he finds himself in a bad situation. Can he trust a demon to help him?
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- Part 1 of I'll Be Here When You Need Me
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,159
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 55
- Kudos:
- 464
- Bookmarks:
- 33
- Hits:
- 5,773
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16 Jul 2021
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The 21st Century, In Which They Finally Work It Out by chaya
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jul 2019
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This is light speed in comparison to the last few centuries of their relationship, but Crowley is barely holding on to his patience.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,380
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 1,574
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- 10,047
- Bookmarks:
- 2,176
- Hits:
- 120,231
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15 Jul 2021
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On summoning and consent (illustrated) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for starryfull13, Phoenix_Soar, loveneedlesandhay, Raechem, Supergeek21
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jul 2021
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What happens when a bored and lonely human bookseller accidentally summons an incubus demon?
… Well ok, it wasn’t *entirely* accidental. He meant to do it, he just didn’t really believe it was going to work, at least until Crowley turned up.
Which leaves him with a dilemma: how can you be sure that the incredibly handsome demon who just appeared really wants to sleep with you, and isn’t just saying that because he’s bound by the summoning? Fretting over his ethical dilemma, they come up with a solution that will prove that Crowley really does want to sleep with Aziraphale, and after that… Well, Crowley wants to keep his beautiful angelic bastard forever. And he’s a very clever demon who knows how to make that happen…
(And yes, every chapter title is a line from “Somebody to love” by Queen.)
Comedy, fluff and smut with a happy ending, 17,200 words, story complete. Illustrated by SleepySkele, Yvesriba, Aikosakura, and IneffableChocolateCheeseCake.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,379
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 400
- Kudos:
- 813
- Bookmarks:
- 130
- Hits:
- 10,242
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14 Jul 2021
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Hired Heart (illustrated by many artists) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Yvesriba
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Jul 2021
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As a result of his sheltered upbringing, Aziraphale made it to 50 without exploring his sexuality or coming out. After 50, all that changed - he's gay, he's out, and wants to find love. He also wants to have sex. He's a tad nervous about that. His friend Agnes suggests he consult a professional and get some no-strings practice and advice, and build some confidence. And her friend Tracy runs an agency…
Crowley has quite the breadth of sexual experience: he’s a high class escort. He’s been in his line of work for a long time, though in this industry, that’s not exactly an advantage. He likes his work, but the more he’s reminded that he’s not as young as he once was, the more he contemplates his exit strategy. When his bookings manager and friend Tracy gives him a new, nervous client, Crowley finds him unexpectedly captivating. In fact, Crowley can’t seem to get him out of his head.
A Smitten Crowley is also a very silly Crowley, so prepare for giggles and fluff along with your love story and smut...
This fic is sex worker positive, disability positive, & a variety of genders and sexual preferences are referred to in back story.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 112,220
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 2,568
- Kudos:
- 1,913
- Bookmarks:
- 569
- Hits:
- 70,997
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07 Jul 2021
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Minor Sins by yaskween
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Jun 2019
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“Do you think,” Aziraphale tried again, watching as Crowley signed the bill, “Do you think that means angels who fornicate are damned?”
Crowley stopped what he was doing and put the pen down, turning his opaque gaze properly to Aziraphale. His mouth was slightly open, and if Aziraphale didn’t know better, he’d say the demon looked vaguely shocked. It wasn’t an expression he could recall seeing very often on his face over the past 6,000 years.
“I don’t know,” Crowley said finally. “Though I’ve got to admit, I thought you’d know.”
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Aziraphale decides to seduce Crowley with a spot of philosophy. Featuring The Ritz, the statue in Crowley's apartment, and extremely purposeful misreadings of theology.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,445
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 148
- Kudos:
- 1,970
- Bookmarks:
- 211
- Hits:
- 18,132
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05 Jul 2021
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The Night When It Hurts Like Hell by what-is-a-fanfic-author (naxxerie)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Jun 2019
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Crowley attempts to take their relationship to "something more". Aziraphale panicked. Will their 6000 years of friendship and pining save them from Crowley's self destructive behavior?
Disaster husbands at their finest. Filled with jealousy and angst.
And some humor too.
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03 Jul 2021
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Have We Met Before? by mikripetra
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Apr 2021
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“Aziraphale!” grinned the archangel Gabriel, violet eyes glowing with malice and glee. “Well you’re looking…demonic.”
“Yes,” Aziraphale answered. “Rather.”
“Just thought we’d stop by and say hello,” Gabriel said with a grin. “We wanted to greet the only other agent on Earth, even if you are on the other side. I don’t think we have anything to worry about. You were never particularly threatening.”
“Gabriel!” reprimanded a familiar voice, filled with affection.
Crowley’s face appeared in the doorway, long red hair draped across his shoulders, golden eyes and round pupils looking at Aziraphale with nothing more than politeness. “He doesn’t mean that. I’m sure you’re very threatening. Really. I’m shaking in my boots.”
Aziraphale opened his mouth, but no sound came out.
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A written retelling of the amazing "Have We Met Before?" animatic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,652
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 187
- Kudos:
- 809
- Bookmarks:
- 135
- Hits:
- 8,266
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23 May 2021
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Did It Hurt When You— by asideofourown
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Sep 2019
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"—Fell from Heaven?”
Crowley stiffened. Behind his glasses, his eyes widened, the yellow irises covering the whites.
The music of the club faded into ringing, behind which he could almost imagine he heard the screams of the Fallen, the crackle of burning wings. The club no longer smelled like sweat and alcohol, but like brimstone and ash.
Old wounds, old aches, old scars, flared with phantom pain as Crowley tried not to break apart and shatter into a million worthless pieces.
[A thoughtless pickup line brings up old memories]
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05 May 2021
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05 May 2021
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“Good heavens,” Aziraphale tuts. “Carnal temptations and a vulgar mouth. Whatever will I do with you, my dear?”
Crowley’s mouth opens, but no words come forth. “Absolutely anything you like,” he rasps at length, blinking up at Aziraphale in a wonderstruck sort of way.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,637
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 326
- Kudos:
- 3,989
- Bookmarks:
- 834
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- 55,163
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01 May 2021
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“Actually, the fact that it’s forbidden is a point in its favour. I intend to make the absolute most of my newfound freedom.” Aziraphale blinks, and Crowley could swear he saw something wicked surface and disappear in those pale blue eyes of his. “Dearest, you can close your mouth now. You look quite like a fish out of water.”
Crowley does close his mouth. “I—you—I just—I was not expecting you to agree so quickly.”
Aziraphale steps closer to him, putting a hand on his cheek. “Why would I ever deny you something you want?” Crowley decides to be gracious and not point out Aziraphale has a long history of doing exactly that. But that was before. This is now.
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Crowley asks Aziraphale to use his angelic powers on him in bed.
Of course, because this is Crowley, he does not realize he’s in way over his head until it’s too late.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,740
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 232
- Kudos:
- 4,965
- Bookmarks:
- 720
- Hits:
- 43,703
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01 May 2021
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Seven Sins by LadyMango
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Sep 2020
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Crowley has to prove to Hell that he’s been trying to seduce Aziraphale.
Crowley and Aziraphale come up with a scheme where they fake it, but they get a bit carried away with the acting.
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12 Apr 2021
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Just Like Falling by winterspirit13
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Aug 2019
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Anon asked: Hi, are you still taking prompts? If you are, maybe something like Heaven taking Crowley in order to hurt Aziraphale? Just some great whump 🙃🙃 love your writing
Crowley is caught unawares by a few Archangels, which can mean nothing good. They plan to hurt him in order to control Aziraphale, although their methods are very different from what hell's might have been.
Basically, the first chapter I hurt my dear Crowley a lot, and the second one Aziraphale comforts.
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11 Apr 2021