Fire_Breathing_Chameleon



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    The one thing any sixteen year old wants is a car. Jon Kent is no exception. He gets a summer job at a coffee shop in Metropolis in order to save up. He's expecting a long summer of long hours at minimum wage. What he doesn't expect is the big city crazies, the sheer number of frappuccinos, and a very attractive regular.

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    Damian had always known his past would catch up with him sooner or later.

    He was an ex-assassin with blood and countless other sins on his ledger. Regardless of his good intentions now, that kind of past doesn’t just go away just because he’s working to redeem himself.

    That being said…he really hadn’t thought this would happen.

    Damian thought as he stared at the crime scene photos his father had pulled up on the batcave computer for review. Of which there were thankfully few but still plenty for Damian to realize just why exactly he recognized the name of the gruesomely bloody man on the screen and why the details of this case had all seemed annoyingly familiar.

     

    I definitely killed this man.

     

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    Damian is investigating a murder when he realizes the culprit to be himself. His family also individually realizes this and exercises exactly 0 communication skills. Chaos ensues

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    23 Jun 2026

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    In which I accidentally become Odysseus’ problem and refuse to leave.

    Thus begins my totally unplanned journey across ancient Greece, featuring:
    ✔ Committing war crimes.
    ✔ Making a Cyclops my friend (and then stealing his sheep).
    ✔ Flirting my way out of divine punishment.
    ✔ Gaslighting Zeus into thinking he's just a guy named Steve.
    ✔ Getting high with Hermes.
    ✔ Giving Odysseus multiple stress-induced breakdowns.
    ✔ Realizing Ithaca isn’t my problem and walking tf out.

    Somewhere along the way, I stopped following Odysseus’ story.

    Or, alternatively: A crack-fueled Odyssey where the real journey is the chaos we made along the way.

     

    (Edit: Uh. So. Turns out this is has also angst now. Oops.)

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    23 Jun 2026

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    The world of rain does not care for it's inhabitants. The cycle does not care for those who whirl through it. And yet, however brief, the sun always peeks through the clouds eventually. Two becomes three becomes many, as it's creatures find out what it means to not just survive, but truly live.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    When someone sits across from Jason, he hardly notices he’s so absorbed in the pages before him. But he notices when a hand reaches for the sugar next to him, and then he looks up, and he’s so shocked he can’t think of a single thing to say.

    “Jason,” Bruce says evenly. Jason just stares.

     

    (Or: Bruce and Jason attempt to mend their relationship in the immediate aftermath of Under the Red Hood, one meeting at a time.)

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