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anyone but him (it's him) by chrspflue (chrs_flue)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series), tbh idk which one it is
29 Mar 2026
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Derapchu is in a bad mood.
It's obvious to everyone — especially his friends — so they all give him a wide berth. And that does not help in the slightest.
The reason isn't dramatic or overemotional. He has to get tutoring. He doesn't even mind that part — he needs all the help he can get with calculus. The problem is that his tutor is Wifies. Wifies, who is annoying. Wifies, who has the audacity to claim that HE'S Parrot's best friend. Not Derapchu. Him.
Clearly, the universe hates him.
derapchu is FAILING math and wifies now has to tutor him. it's fine. everything is fiiinneeee. (its not)
or: two idiots who everyone already assumed were dating, a fake relationship that spirals completely out of control, and the mutual pining neither of them are willing to acknowledge
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what’s your secret? by chrspflue (chrs_flue)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
09 May 2026
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Wifies is a normal college student, living a normal life.
He has routines he follows. One of which, involves going to a cafe daily. Not because of the cafe—even though it’s a good place. No, it’s because of the barista working there.
The barista named Derapchu.
Wifies feels totally normal about Derapchu. Which is why he knows his major, his favourite colour, his favourite season, his phone wallpaper, his hometown, his sleep schedule, et cetera et cetera… This is totally normal behaviour and not obsessive at all. Totally.
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Wifies is a psychology major of course he knows this is obsessive behaviour. Who is he kidding?
He applies to be a barista at the same cafe.
or: chufies coffee shop au with evilfies
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Bookmarked by Finntasticallygreat
23 May 2026
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Omggg I love this so much witerally witerally helped me through a depressive episode lowkeyyy lowkeyyyyyyyyy
#goatedcreator omg I love u bro marry me/silly This fic is like finding gold omg🥺🥺🥺❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹 -
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Chance's days go by routine. Work at his casino for a bit, then unwind after giving all of the remaining work to Elliot and the others. It's a rather mundane way of living, until it got disrupted by a customer whose sorrow led him to be horrendously drunk at his own place. He was immediately smitten, but unlike gambling, this was a risk he was unsure of taking. It's all a matter of love and taking his chances on it.
OR:
The LastChance domestic AU that nobody asked for (but I delivered anyway)
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Albert petting Jake. Thats it thats the whole fic
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A couple of short, winter one shots between Shedletsky and Dusekkar.
AKA; two old entities fall in love and spend their time together in the woods.

