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Written for the Wee Con Drabble (/ficlet) Writing Workshop.
Prompts: Nigel Badminton, found family
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- Part 6 of short ficlets
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Neither Ceasing, Nor Desisting by BrainzGoblin, ClaireGregory, CommunionNimrod, Deniz_B, Dracothelizard, ElapsedSpiral, evilgiraff, FPwoper, JaneSane, mistercrystal, nomadsland, shieldmaidenofmithrilhall, Zigster
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Dec 2023
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Offensive Semaphore. Defacing the Pyramids. Beat Poetry. Edward Teach has (or perhaps, hasn't) done it all. And now that they've been reunited, Stede wants to hear every story Ed is willing to tell.
An anthology exploring the truth behind Blackbeard's alleged crimes.
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"What's on your mind, Stede?"
"It's just… well, it's rather hard to believe, isn't it?" Stede says.
"What, that Thomas and Maria are snogging already after he left her behind? It's a romance novel, Stede. It's not supposed to be realistic. You've gotta suspend your disbelief a bit, man."
"No, it's not that. It's just… Kissing. All of the romance novels make it out to be this huge, world-changing, earth-shattering experience. And it's just a bit silly, is all."
Ed swallows. "I dunno. It can feel really nice, y'know. With the right person."
Or, Stede confesses that he's never really seen the appeal of kissing before. What is a good co-captain to do but offer his own lips for the taking?
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20 Jun 2026
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You Don't Have To Be Cool
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Ed's fresh out of prison and she has a heist to run.
Only, it's not just any heist, it's her One Last Job, and the only person she knows who's crazy enough to help her pull it off is her ex:
Stede fucking Bonnet.
Luckily, Ed is a professional.
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16 Jun 2026
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Ya Soshla S Uma
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Stede makes a bitchy comment to Ed about Mary and Doug's wedding. (At Mary and Doug's wedding.) A joke starts: "if we got married" - and then, suddenly: it's not a joke, is it?
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- Part 2 of The Accidental Modern AU
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He’s never met Stede before, but apparently his dad wrote that book they make everyone read in college - “Hunting the Shot” or “Shooting the Hunt” - something like that. Stede Bonnet of the erstwhile Bonnet Productions. Ed’s worked with these types for twenty years. He’d imagined a guy like Stede in an air-conditioned tent with a cup of tea, or calling the shots from a comfortable room somewhere far off. Ed’s surprised that a fancy producer-type like Stede is here on the teetering edge of the Himalayas, camped in a city whose roads and buildings converge on the site of a fallen palace. The crew has been in the hills for some time.
They’ve come to find a snow leopard.Documentary videographer Ed Teach retired at the top of his game five years ago. An odd request from documentary producer Stede Bonnet has lured him back into the field to join a film crew in the mountains of India. Ed and Stede are looking for a snow leopard, but end up finding something unexpected along the way.
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“Holy fucking shit,” Ed exclaimed, unable to tear his eyes away from the window.
Turns out Ed's new neighbour is the man who broke his heart twenty years prior.
Surely, this will be absolutely fine and not bring up any unresolved feelings for either of them... Right?
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06 Jun 2026
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the windows of this love
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