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The Only People for Me (Are the Mad Ones) by a_fine_and_private_place
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jun 2026
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It begins and ends, much like in another life, for love of a woman.
Voldemort never faced a choice between two prophesied boys, because one of them was born a girl. A girl, he believed, wasn’t much of a threat to a wizard like him.*
*this decision aged poorly, in entirely new ways.
Or: Ivy Potter grew up surrounded by love, with a predilection for chaos instead of heroism, while Neville Longbottom had a raw scar stretched across his forehead gifting him a serpent's tongue. And just like that, a new fate, an old fate, is sealed.
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Marauders-era characters watch The Prisoner of Azkaban by JediMaster66581
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Oct 2022
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Basically James, Sirius, Remus, Peter, Marlene, Mary, Lily, Andromeda, Ted, Narcissa, Bellatrix, Severus, Regulus, Alice, and Frank watch the Harry Potter movies.
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- Part 3 of Marauders+ watch the movies!
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23 May 2026
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When Harry Potter's relationship with Ginny Weasley blows up a week before the deadline for the Ministry's new marriage law, he doesn't think his life can get any worse. After he's matched to Lyra Malfoy, Draco's twin sister, he's convinced that his dream of a happy future is dead.
How will he manage balancing unsupportive Gryffindors and eccentric Slytherins? Which will kill him first his jinx of an Auror partner or one of Draco Malfoy's weird pets? Can he slow his hectic life down long enough to get to know his future wife before the wedding or will the real issue be falling for her too fast?
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- Part 1 of A Love
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Darling, I’m Raising a Hero (Sort Of) by Alexandra_Dashwood
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jun 2026
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At sixteen, I decided that one woefully neglected six-year-old boy—yes, that boy, with a destiny too heavy for his tiny shoulders—deserved a proper childhood. Naturally, I handled this with the subtlety of a goblin wielding a glitter cannon: I stole a Chrono-Selective Time-Turner from my family vault, defied at least three minor laws of physics, and hurled myself headfirst into the 1980s, where I promptly reinvented myself as Alex Selwyn—French accent, golden eyes, and just enough charm to convince anyone that my sudden appearance wasn’t suspicious.
Blending in? Hah. Spoiler: I don’t. Between part-time jobs in Diagon Alley, endless doodles, perfectly timed pranks, and occasionally questioning the very concept of “legal behavior,” I discovered the revolutionary art of caring for someone unconditionally.
And Harry? Well, that poor, unsuspecting child got a childhood that was messy, magical, and probably legally questionable in half a dozen countries, full of laughter, crepes, and chaos—the sort of childhood only a slightly reckless, world-bendingly dramatic witch like me could provide.
AU/Spin-off from my original fanfic Darling, I'm a DisasterSeries
- Part 3 of Disaster Darling Chronicles
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