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    Fantastic 4: First Steps ends a little differently.

    The Silver Surfer doesn't make it in time to stop Johnny from sacrificing himself. Both he and Galactus go through the portal, and Johnny ends up very far from home.

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    My Star Wars/Arcane Hexmandos AU! Focused mostly on Jayce and Viktor, but I hope to have a few stories involving our other favourites.
    No Star Wars characters will be present.

    You can find the art I did for this over on my Tumblr!
    https://www.tumblr.com/frontierghost/768636508291891200/designs-for-a-star-wars-arcane-au-i-want-to?source=share

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    Obito thought quickly. "They're part of a... club... for babysitters."

    "A club," said Kakashi, flat.

    "Yep. A... babysitter's club."

    "I see," said Kakashi, who clearly didn't see at all.

    "Yeah, the clouds on the coats are supposed to be a soothing visual for kids?" Obito said, as he decided to dig himself deeper.

    "In red and black."

    "Okay, the color scheme could maybe stand to be changed," Obito conceded. He heard Konan snort from underneath the table.

    He glanced briefly at Hidan, who was now shaking his shoulders, and the entire curtain, laughing at Obito.

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    (Kakashi decides to raise Naruto. The Akatsuki takes a new direction.)

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    28 Jun 2026

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    After the fight at the Valley of the End, Sasuke didn't leave Naruto behind with just his damaged headband, he left him with his mating bite still oozing fresh blood from his neck.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    And when he tried to say his feelings. Well…

    ‘Oi, Naruto.’

    ‘Eh? What do you want, Sasuke-teme?’

    Sasuke’s cheeks grew hot and he clenched his hands to his sides.

    ‘I… y-you’re a dumbass!’

    and then he fled, ignoring Naruto’s outraged shouts.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Naruto didn't just lounge around in the years he travelled with Jiriya; no, he learned everything Jiraiya had to teach. Spycraft, jutsu mastery, how to think like a true survivor. Naruto puts it all to use to fulfill a single promise, and to bring back his most important person. Even if it means lying to everyone for a little while.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    It's the middle of the night when he comes for him.
    (It's been four days since Kakashi's disappearance.)

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    26 Jun 2026