EvilSharkThing

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    “Where am I?” he mutters. Adrenaline is flooding through his body. His heart is beating so terribly that he can feel it inside his chest. His entire body has broken out in a cold sweat. And somehow, despite it all, his spidey-sense is dead silent. What does it know that the rest of his body doesn’t?

    “Our apartment,” says the man. He’s standing now. Peter didn’t notice when he got to his feet. “Can you tell me who you are, sweetheart?”

    Peter laughs, incredulous. He’s not exactly sure what he’s laughing at. “Peter,” he says. “Of course, I know who I am.”

    “Okay,” the man says, sounding just as concerned and careful as before. “But you don't know who I am?”

    Or: Peter gets amnesia, wiping out the last 5 years of his life. But really, how much can change in five years?

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    Spider-Man and Deadpool are enemies. They’re also friends with benefits. A lot can change in two years.

    (A nonlinear story that follows Spider-Man and Deadpool meeting, clashing, and eventually hooking up, as well as their future counterparts who have been fucking for almost two years now.)

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    "They always insist on going down on me and I have to pretend like they’re The One who’s finally good at it. But no one’s good at it. It’s just something that doesn’t feel good.”

    Wade’s eye twitches.

    Peter glares at him. “Say it.”

    “I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist that they’re all bad at it, baby boy.”

    Or: Peter has never had a good experience getting head. Wade swears he can change his mind.

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    “Spidey, Babe,” Deadpool stood up now, his hands placating, “The only reason I don’t already know your identity is that I think it’ll ruin my chances to tap that if I don’t let you tell me yourself. And I like a bit of a slow burn, identity reveal, okay? Sue me.”

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    Peter is teaching Deadpool how to be less violent, and Deadpool is teaching Peter how to keep Spider-Man a well-kept secret. Mutual pining and superhero shenanigans ensue!

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    22 Jun 2026

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    “What should I be calling the guy I’m about to make eat shit in a few seconds?” Peter holds out a hand.

    “Deadpool.” Wade shakes it firmly. His hand is massive and grips Peter’s with a strength that makes his nerves spark. “But you can call me whatever you want before you die.”

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