Esqimos
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Find your soulmate! Or at least try by Esqimos
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
06 Jan 2022
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In some universes, you identify your soulmates by marks. In some, you get a tattoo of the first thing they say to you. In this one, you go to The Wise.
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U.A. Never Sleeps by Esqimos
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Dec 2021
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After a nightmare, Izuku gets comforted by All Might, and basically adopted by the teachers at U.A. He becomes comfortable around them, and an unusual bond forms. After a while, his true self starts showing and shenanigans ensue. Also, teachers have nightlife :)
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Plan 'Aizawa loves cats' by Esqimos
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Oct 2021
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„What did you do?” Aizawa finally snapped, looking at the students in front of him. They all wore different levels of sheepiness on their faces, but they didn’t regret anything.
„So? Is anybody going to answer my question?” he asked with a warning in his voice. They looked at each other, and finally, Iida decided to step up.
„We simply completed our duty as heroes, sir. That’s all.”
„Oh, really? Then can you please explain to me why are you all covered with dirt and blood, and look like you just burned something, not to mention the smell of burnt wood around you?”
„Well…”aka Aizawa deserves a raise feat chaotic dekusquad and traumatized LoV
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Unwritten rule by Esqimos
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
08 Oct 2021
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There were no rules in the villain's world. No rules except for one, unwritten rule. You don’t fuck with Midoriya Izuku.
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What if...? Let's call it a foresight quirk by Esqimos
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 May 2021
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Inko Midoriya sat comfortably and looked at her big hero family. She smiled and rewoken old memories. It all started so many years ago, her name wasn't always Inko...
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Watch(tower) Out! by Arkangelo
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
02 Jan 2025
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Bruce Wayne, the Justice League’s primary funder, pays a customary visit to the Watchtower. It goes about as well as expected.
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30 May 2026
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You Looked Back, So I Stayed by chacarron
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Apr 2025
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He needed Peter.
So he followed him. Quietly. Carefully. Religiously.
He mapped Peter’s class schedule in his head. Memorized his grocery list. Noted the exact way his fingers scratched behind his ear when he was deep in thought, the way he hummed low and off-key when he didn’t think anyone could hear. Tim knew he liked the rain, that he always paused for it. Knew he hated silence — filled it with podcasts, music, half-spoken thoughts, anything to keep it away.
He didn’t expect Peter to notice. He certainly didn’t expect Peter to turn around one night — high above the city, where the air was thinner and the noise finally died down — and look him dead in the eyes.
“You know,” Peter said, one eyebrow raised, “most people would just ask for my number.”
And just like that, the watcher became the watched.
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30 May 2026
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“A guy won 80 percent of the polls this year. Including both Konoha’s Legendary Dick and Lay,” he begins, and his smirk widens considerably when his eyes settle on Naruto, who moved to take a gulp of his water bottle. “And his name is Sasuke Uchiha.”
He chokes. Hard. Water and spit fly out of his mouth, right down the shirt he just put on. Naruto covers his mouth, heaving with the power of his coughs, and weakly glares at a very smug Nara Shikamaru.
Lee’s round, innocent eyes glimmer like he unlocked all the secrets of the earth. It’s weirdly enthusiastic. “Isn’t that the guy you always want to beat up in your English-”
“What t-the fuck,” Naruto croaks after he feels like he can breathe. “What-”
Or, also known as that one time Naruto found out the whole University is obsessed with Sasuke's dick, so he makes it his mission to claim it for himself. Literally.
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29 Mar 2026
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accidental relationship acquisition by return_to_the_ocean
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
23 Jun 2025
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A few years after the war, Naruto finds himself in a bind: his friends are all pairing off, and this somehow means he should have someone special too. Sakura seems to think she has the perfect person in mind, and no matter what Naruto says, he can’t convince her he isn’t interested.
At least there’s one person who isn’t weirdly invested in his nonexistent love life—Kakashi-sensei, for all that Naruto is convinced he’s a closet romantic because of his Icha Icha obsession, couldn’t care less who anyone dates. He probably finds the idea of his goofball student being romantically involved with anyone in the first place completely laughable.
His sensei is totally uninterested in the idea of Naruto and romance, and Naruto is confident he can count on that.
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- Part 1 of protocol deviation archives
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27 Mar 2026
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From the Legendary Sannin, to Jiraiya's genin team with Namikaze Minato, to Minato's genin team of Rin, Obito, and Kakashi... Team Seven can't manage to hand in normal paperwork. The genin are either completely oblivious or having fun with this, the jounin-sensei are one step away from ripping all their hair out, and the formidable order of desk-shinobi is not pleased with this.
And then there's Team Kakashi.
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23 Mar 2026