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    whether i’m gonna be your wife or gonna smash up your life, i haven’t decided yet by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    05 Mar 2026

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    Wei Ying,
    I will come pick you up on the auspicious date.
    Lan Zhan

    Lan Zhan,
    What auspicious date? Why are you always speaking in riddles? And why do we still have this giant pile of gifts from your sect? Are we forming some sort of alliance, or is this an underhanded bribery tactic?
    Wei Ying

    To the Madam of the Yunmeng Jiang Clan,
    As an elder of the Gusu Lan Clan, I consulted a matchmaker and did not learn of any auspicious days suitable for this marriage. Perhaps it is ill-fated.
    Lan Qiren

    To the Gusu Lan Clan Elder,
    I have received your concerns.
    Perhaps a matchmaker in Yunmeng could offer a different perspective. Why don’t you send me Lan-er-gongzi’s Eight Characters?
    Yu Ziyuan

    OR: yu ziyuan and lan qiren negotiate wangxian's marriage (but they don't exactly share a common goal)

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    01 Jul 2026

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    i don’t trust nobody and nobody trusts me by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    20 May 2026

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    wei-wuxian: personally i think jiang cheng is an imposter

    jiang-yanli: a-xian he’s dead???

    wei-wuxian: i don’t see how that absolves him of suspicion

    OR: the among us au

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    01 Jul 2026

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    if love is just a waste of your time, why not waste it on me? by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    31 May 2026

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    Gusu Lan Bakery
    Online Custom Order Form

    Requested Cake Type: [purple velvet]
    Frosting: [red wine-flavored whipped fondant]
    Filling: [margarita-flavored jello]
    Size: [24 layers]
    Shape: [rhombicosidodecahedron]
    Writing on Cake: [sorry for lightly singeing ur couch. i just wanted to see if it was flammable, for science. i honestly think it looks better like that but here’s a cake since u apparently don’t agree]

    To: [email protected]
    From: [email protected]
    Subject: Your Order Could Not Be Fulfilled

    Hello,
    The bakery is unable to complete your cake request from Order #103123 based on the information you provided. Apologies for the inconvenience.
    Best wishes,
    Gusu Lan Bakery

    OR: lwj is a baker. wwx wants to order a cake. what could go wrong?

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    01 Jul 2026

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    scrollin' through your feed, you see me cookin' up your timeline by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    05 Sep 2024

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    jingyi: HES A TROLL

    rulan: What?

    jingyi: PEACH GUY

    jingyi: CARROT ORANGE MARGARITA GUY

    jingyi: YILING SOME SHIT OR OTHER

    jingyi: HES A PRO RECIPE BLOG TROLL

    rulan: Oh.

    OTHERWISE KNOWN AS: four (twenty-year-old) children get more tea than they were prepared for

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    01 Jul 2026

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    cookin' up a storm, piece of cake by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    04 Jul 2024

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    yiling_patriarch: first time making a cake with alcohol! it’s still in the oven but it smells great so far
    ↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: There is no alcohol listed in the ingredients for this recipe.

    yiling_patriarch: i didn’t have any oranges or orange juice so i replaced those with a can of orange sparkling margarita! tasted super weird [★★☆☆☆]
    ↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: Are you being deliberately obtuse?

    OR: life is tough for baker!lwj when online troll!wwx won't stop commenting on his recipe blog

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    01 Jul 2026