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Just type the letter without help: Halloween Party B-Side by EmperorEm for ixiedust
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Apr 2026
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This is Clipped On You Chapter 5 office Halloween Party from James' POV.
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- Part 2 of Paper Clip Crack
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After the C-Suite of James Potter, Sirius Black, and Marlene McKinnon assigns Remus a very boring work assignment, he decides to entertain himself by adding Clippy clip art, the once-upon-a-time Microsoft Office helper.
And really, the whole thing starts innocently enough—he swears it does.
But Remus stumbles across a surprising side of Clippy. Although in retrospect, it shouldn’t have been surprising. The internet truly has a little something for everyone.
And this little something is sexy Clippy.
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- Part 1 of Paper Clip Crack
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Five days ago, Remus Lupin decided it was his life’s dream to become a dog show handler.
With the support of his best friend Lily, he attends an open call pairing handlers with dogs for the upcoming show season. After a somewhat rocky start, he meets Padfoot, the dog he’s certain he’s meant to handle.
Now all Remus has to do is convince Padfoot’s owner—the charmingly odd veterinarian James Potter—that he’s the right man for the job.
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Your Next Big Adventure by EmperorEm for birdiesnest
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Mar 2026
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Faced with an empty nest and the not-so-subtle encouragement of their loved ones, strangers Remus and Sirius set out to find a new hobby. What they find instead is each other—and a near-immediate mutual irritation. What lengths will they go to avoid one another—and how far will the universe go to bring them together?
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In his final semester of university, Remus Lupin reluctantly enrolls in an Ice Skating class, where he meets the graduate student professor, Sirius Black.
Remus and Sirius discover they have far more in common than they expected—especially when it comes to a very specific, very enthusiastic shared kink.
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Marauders Play Survivor by EmperorEm
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Survivor (US TV) RPF
12 Nov 2025
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Still a man hears what he wants to hear (and disregards the rest) by fiddleleafedfig
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Dec 2023
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“And this is Remus,” Poppy says when she realizes that he is not about to pause his work without being asked to.
So Remus looks up.
And something just stops.
Sirius Black has a stupid name and long black hair and he is wearing a light gray button down that makes the gray of his eyes really stand out. High cheekbones and flush lips and long eyelashes makes him pretty in a highly androgynous way and Remus feels the need to clench his jaw tightly.
Remus may be petty, and he may be angry, but he was never one to be impolite so he stands up to shake the newbie's hand. It’s all long slim fingers that look porcelain in his scarred hand and it feels wrong.
The two of them are not supposed to hold hands, touch skin, exist in the same dimensional plane - that much is very clear to Remus who just says, “Remus. Welcome.”
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How to tame your inner werewolf 2.0 by matterofthemoon for magicbeings
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Aug 2025
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Life is complicated when you're a werewolf living among humans. Remus, a gardener, is a testament to how dedicated one must be to control their inner beast and keep everyone safe (including their cats). Thanks to the strict guidelines he has set for himself, he has everything under control. Until... Until the infuriatingly dashing nephew of one of his clients comes along and wreaks havoc on his peaceful life as a well-tended dark creature.
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The Unlikely Adventures of Hazard & Snuffles by Moonwalker94
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jan 2023
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What happens when you give one Pureblood of Black descent custody over a teenager and a mobile phone?
Chaos, confusion, complications and confessions.
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James was trying to “find himself” whatever-the-fuck that means. And Sirius, as his long-exasperated best friend, was dragged along with him, finding themselves in Kerry, Ireland.
Luckily, Sirius had Moony: his anonymous online confidant, his late-night constant, his almost-something, to keep him sane in the face of his (second) brother losing the plot. Only, Moony has no interest in taking things further than that. But it's enough for Sirius.
Or, it had been, right up until he and James broke down on the side of the road, and were saved by a good-looking local, Remus.
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Why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite? by lanearoo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 May 2026
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Sirius and Remus's friends tell them to go to a "camp themed" speed dating event. They have different ideas of what this means.