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    “Are you– are you full though?”

    “I’ve taken the safe amount,” he says, which Dan understands means ‘no’. “Do you need anything else?” Phil adds, glancing at him. “Uhm– a shower maybe?”

    So he knows. Great.

    The only thing worse than coming in your pants like a pubescent school boy at the thought of being drained of every last drop of blood, is the guy who was sucking your blood to notice.

    Dan really needs some money to pay his rent. Phil really needs blood to survive. It's a pretty good deal, and Dan gets a lot more than he bargained for.

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    15 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 21

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    “The real problem is, they just want more Sister Daniel, don’t they?”

    “Oh sure, yeah Phil, it’s the lesbians who want more Sister Daniel.”

    Phil rolled his eyes, “You know I’m right.”

    “We talked about this last year. We can’t do Sister Daniel twice for baking. She has to come back for… something else.”

    “Sure, but what?” Phil pointed to Dan’s clickbait title on the board, “The Sister Daniel x Father Phillip sex tape?”

    “You know that it would get the views…”

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    Dan and Phil attempt to launch OnlyPhans. Things do not go as planned.

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    25 May 2026

  3. Rec 58

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    Everyone is hitting on Phil tonight but Dan believes he's the only one who can please Phil right. So he's horrified when a younger version of himself appears in front of them and rivals his love for Phil.

    Meanwhile the two Phils would love taking two Dans to bed. Maybe even have one of them watch.

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    25 May 2026

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    Phil stays quiet, his lips pressed together, until they’re all sat in their living room, Dan next to Phil on the sofa with far more space between them than they usually have, looking around helplessly.

    “Just what exactly do you remember?” he asks Dan.

    “Uh,” makes Dan. “I know my name is Dan. They told me.”

    Dan has a ski accident and loses his memory. Phil can't do anything but offer him a home - Dan finds that said home is quite obscure.

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    22 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 38

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    Dan must prove he is good at Mario Kart if he wants a reward :)

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    21 Jun 2026