Elka_may
Fandoms
- James Bond (Craig Movies) (11)
- James Bond (Movies 1962-2002) (10)
- James Bond (Brosnan Movies) (9)
- Bones (TV) (6)
- Original Work (3)
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Atena goes walking in a public park. She meets an alien creature. Aliens learn about human companion animals. Atena learns the aliens have their own companion species. Security forces are confused.
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Nappies and kill counts by Elka_may
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Brosnan Movies), James Bond (Movies 1962-2002)
20 Jun 2026
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Mid-mission there is a new voice in his ear. 006 isn't ready for this nonsense.
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Sarai walks up to a lone being and shares her lunch. The being learns a LOT about humans. And likes ranch.
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Kai took a trip to a new planet to take pictures. They found a tiger cub stuck in a hole. Kai sent a picture to the family group chat. The photo led to a surprising meeting with security forces by a waterfall.
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Q and his 00's by Elka_may
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Brosnan Movies), James Bond (Movies 1962-2002)
10 May 2026
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Come with Q and all of MI6 as Alec and James try to woo their Quartermaster. They go from the line items on Q's budget for destruction to sharing apéritifs at a Michelin starred restaurant. Count how many things explode. Watch missions go right. Watch two blond menaces fall further in love with their Quartermaster. See how frustrated the rest of the staff gets over these pining fools. Moneypenny, as always, saves Q from himself. His cats keep him vaguely sane.
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Q is a Holmes by Elka_may
Fandom James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies 1962-2002), Sherlock (BBC TV 2010), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
10 May 2026
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- 13,204
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- 8
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Q and his 00's by Elka_may
Fandom James Bond (Brosnan Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies 1962-2002)
03 May 2026
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Accountants vs Avengers by Elka_may
Fandom Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Mar 2026
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Like My Very Own Blood by MonsieurClavier for itsevanffs
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jul 2026
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Minister Riddle won his election in part because he took the extremely charitable path of adopting a war orphan—Harry Potter, the child of a historically Light family—and raising the boy as his own. It was an investment worth making… or it had been, until his quiet, clever son grew into a brilliant, scheming Omega determined to seduce his adoptive father by any means necessary.
Or: Harry out-Slytherins the ultimate Slytherin, and Tom’s absentee parenting comes back to bite him on the ass.
(Or make him bite Harry on the ass. Or. Whatever. It’s all very bad-wrong and you should probably avoid this story unless you are morally bankrupt. Like me.)
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- Part 1 of Daddymort
- Part 7 of Tomarrymort Stories
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- English
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Bookmarked by Elka_may
10 Jul 2026
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The problem with leaving a child on a doorstep is that anyone can walk by and pick them up.
Or, I wanted a fic where Harry is raised as an assassin, but it became far more wholesome than I intended.
Bookmarked by Elka_may
10 Jul 2026
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The Wolf's Heart Cradles The Flame by NinaMaya
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
09 Jul 2026
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Try as she might, Princess Haelys Targaryen can't resist the slyly charming Lord Cregan Stark or their treacherous games of cat and mouse.
This oneshot is inspired by my story: ''The Lost Art Of Villainism''
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- Part 11 of Whispers From Westeros
Bookmarked by Elka_may
09 Jul 2026
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My Life as a Dark 'Lady' With a Baby and Husband for a Dark Lord by RinRini_is_THE_KATch
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jul 2026
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This is a continuation of the previous 'I Took a Wrong Turn and Somehow Ended up with a Baby and My Arch Nemesis.'
We will see more of Fifth Year HJP and Eighth Year HSG together. Maybe get some happy family bits.
Sporadic Updates.
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Bookmarked by Elka_may
08 Jul 2026
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Soulmates. Harry Potter has soulmates. Very slow burn.
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06 Jul 2026