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    “Let me be perfectly clear, Andrea. I want you. Repeatedly. Frequently. I simply don’t want the…emotional noise that typically accompanies such things. You’ve already proven useful in multiple capacities. Why not add pleasure to the list?”

    Title inspired by Casual by Chappell Roan

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Mira smiled. “What are you thinking about?”

    “I guess I’m just a little confused?”

    Zoey tilted her head. “About what?”

    “What’s…Build-a-Bear?”

    Zoey gasped and put her hand over her heart. “What is Build-a-Bear? Oh, Rumi, we have to show you. It’s only the third best place on earth.”

    Or: Polytrix goes to Build-A-Bear, realizations are had, and hearts are kissed

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Nothing too crazy - A constant WIP series of short, slice-of-life moments as Celine tackles raising a half-demon Rumi.

    These aren't necessarily chronological in order, it's just what I come up with in the moment, updated whenever I feel like it.

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    21 May 2026

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    Miranda Priestly built her empire on vision, control, and ice-cold perfection. But with the board itching for a “softer” narrative and whispers of replacement brewing, appearances suddenly matter more than legacy.

    It's just for optics. It’s strictly professional...until it isn’t.

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    15 May 2026

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    Andy's smile felt so brittle, a light breeze over it would make it shatter. "A table for four…right."

    "Front and center—only the best for our lead journalist." Greg beamed. "I told them your wife is scary, so they better make sure the food is good or we're all in trouble."

    Greg gave her shoulder a light pat before walking away.

    As soon as Greg was out of sight, Andy leaned down on her desk, her head hitting the wood with a muffled thud. This was it. This was the end. The series finale. The part where she gets caught in the lie and has to fake her own death and move to a remote village and change her name to something generic like Anne.

    Later that night, sitting in her dark living room, she opened her laptop—the light of the screen illuminating her almost terrified expression. Her fingers trembled as she navigated to the only site where people were crazy enough to actually consider her request.

    New York City > all community > activity partners

    Post New Ad.

    Title: Looking for someone to pose as my wife and kids (serious inquiries only)

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    11 May 2026