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*This story is a stand-alone story, all stories in this series are stand-alones*
He was three steps away when he heard it.
"—and how is that even POSSIBLE?" He recognized the voice immediately. Tim. And he sounded... not good.
Jason should have left. Should have just aborted the mission and come back another time when Tim wasn't around. That was the smart play. The tactical play. But curiosity was a bitch, and Jason found himself moving toward the sound instead of away from it. He peered around the doorframe and saw Tim in his office, pacing like a caged animal with at least five empty coffee cups scattered across his desk. The kid looked like he hadn't slept in a week. Maybe longer.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
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- Part 4 of The one-shots inside my head
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03 Jul 2026
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Mama Red & The Ducks of Park Row by Eccentric_Grace
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman (Comics)
01 Mar 2024
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Word traveled fast in Crime Alley.
It became yet another Alley-kid code word. If someone said they were telling Mama, that meant Jason Todd would get an earful while he planned out his next drug bust. If someone said Mama’s paying for dinner, it meant a free meal to any kid who showed up to the diner that day.
(or: "a toddler who was being saved by the red hood called him "mama" once and now crime alley kids will refer to him as mama all. the. time.")
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- Part 1 of batfam integration 2 electric boogaloo
- Part 1 of Mama Hood & The Ducks of Park Row
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27 Jun 2026
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Jason ducks just in time to avoid being electrocuted with enough volt to down a whale, tutting disappointedly, “Now, now, that wasn’t nice. What if you hit my brand-new jacket?”
“What is your price…” Batman grits out, looking pained, “In return for the pelt?”
Jason’s eyes narrow, fury coiled low in his gut like a pit of vipers waiting to strike. “What piece you talkin’ about, old man? My pretty jacket, or the fur rug?”
“All of it,” Batman snaps, true fury making his voice pitch more towards Bruce than Batman.
“Greedy,” Jason remarks idly, “Don’t anybody teach you that sharing is caring?”
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Jason is a selkie, and his pelt is... a point of contention.
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A young seal begins breaking into the Batcave, stealing food and making messes. Over time they begin to notice his odd behaviors and almost human like intelligence. With all coming to the same conclusion, this is not a normal seal.
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17 Jun 2026
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Based on my tumblr post
Dispatcher is a true hero of his team. He is the one who stands between superheroes and the ultimate evil - entitled idiotic subscribers. Customer service powers of SDN call center operator are at full display for the team to witnessSeries
- Part 1 of Woes of working in customer service
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14 Mar 2026