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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Five times Henry and Hans found the time to sneak away, stolen moments in darkened corners, away from prying eyes. Five times where they rushed with panted breaths and desperate hands, and the one time where they had all the time in the world, and yet it still was not enough.

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    01 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    Hans, who had been hovering uncertainly at the edge of the bed, froze “…Excuse me?”

    “You heard me.”

    “I am not,” Hans said, drawing himself up despite his predicament, “Sitting bare-arsed on your bed like some sort of, of...”

    “Then you’d better sod off to the apothecary,” Henry cut in, completely unmoved, “Because I can’t exactly help you with your hose in the way, can I?”

    Hans opened his mouth. Closed it. Opened it again, clearly searching for an argument that did not immediately collapse under the weight of reality “This is your solution?” he demanded. “This – this indignity?”

    Henry gestured broadly. “You arrived at my door announcing you had something stuck inside you. We passed dignity some time ago.”

    Hans flushed a violent shade of red that seemed to start at his collar and climb steadily upward “That is beside the point.”

    “It is exactly the point.”

    “I am not…” Hans stopped, shifting awkwardly again and immediately wincing. His resolve faltered. “I am not putting myself on display.”

    “You won’t be on display,” Henry said, exasperation creeping in. “You’ll be under a blanket. In a closed room. With one very unfortunate blacksmith.”

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    15 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    The woman laughed "You are afraid."

    "I am not."

    "You think my cards will summon demons."

    Hans stared in shock, heartbeat beginning to pound in his ears at the thought. Demons terrified him, truly one of the few things that genuinely frightened him and this woman had immediately guessed it.

    Henry barked out a laugh.

    Hans whipped around "How did she know that?"

    The woman only patted the blanket beside her "Sit."

    "No."

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    14 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    His hands drifted over the planes of Henry’s back, over shoulder and ribs and the hard muscle of his arms. He clutched, then loosened. Groped, then smoothed. Grabbed skin and squeezed until his own body drew taut with it, some ugly, hungry thing in him wanting to leave the shape of his hand behind. Then he forced himself to let go, palm flattening again as if his gentleness could disguise the want crawling hot beneath his skin.

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    Hans is drunk and regretting sending Henry to bed, but maybe, he can do something about it.

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    11 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    "My prick is desperate, it's been weeks."

    Henry choked, a half-laugh, half groan that went straight to Hans's prick.

    "This is not going to become part of my duties," Henry said.

    "Two friends can help each other out, can't they?"

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    What if they kept each other warm at the poaching camp near Trosky?

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    10 Jun 2026