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Sawada Nana had many secrets. Some were simple (where the cookies were hidden away from small hands). Some were big (being reborn from a man to a woman was an... interesting change). Some were just ridiculous (Checkerface should really just, stop. Seriously, stop). Either way, Nana had kids to look after, and if the world thought they could take even one of the Sawada kids by force they had another thing coming. I'm looking at you Checkerface. And lemitsu. And the Vongola. And... jeez, is everyone in on this? Nana has a lot of work to do, but the kids are worth it. Featuring the adoption of numerous children, Smart Nana, adorably tuna fish, and some seriously needed smackdowns. Reborn is still kind of crazy. And he hates Checkerface. Nana likes Reborn. He can stay. The rest of you, you can go. Quickly.
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20 Jun 2021
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Frostbite by writer168
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
31 May 2026
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Peter wasn’t going to let May pay the rent all on her own. Not when there was two of them, not when being Spider-Man made everything that much harder.
And if that meant washing scratched up dishes and scrubbing old blood from the tile grout at Sister Margaret’s School for Wayward Girls, then so be it.
But then one night, his skin turned blue.
(If only his problems didn’t multiply from there.)
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19 Jun 2021
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Every Uchiha has a pyromaniac side, Madara Uchiha wouldn't be an exception.
Between choosing to enslave a fox with tails capable of levelling mountains or a giant fire cat, he found himself with a difficult choice.
Where Madara uses Nibi instead of Kyuubi in the fight against Hashirama, leading Matatabi to be the bijuu sealed in Mito Uzumaki.
Many years later, Naruto Uzumaki has a giant necromancer cat in his belly.
They say that it takes a village to raise a child. Naruto has a flock of ghosts in need of therapy, an ANBU with PTSD who knows how to manipulate an order of distancing, an academy sensei who could take over the world and a giant cat who likes to control the dead.- Language:
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15 Jun 2021
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Sailing the Stars by esama
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order (Video Game), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
12 Mar 2021
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Desmond accidentally strands himself in distant future, where the Solar System has been long ago abandoned, and humans have spread themselves across the stars.
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07 Jun 2021
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snipers solve 99% of all problems by silentwalrus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2025
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Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.
“Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”
Podfic & Chinese translation available! See notes
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01 Jun 2021