Eisoj5
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what do we always say is the most important thing? by Eisoj5 for ProwlingThunder
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
09 Dec 2024
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Bodhi, Cassian, and Jyn catch up over breakfast.
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Written with MustangSally, who isn't yet on the archive.
"I can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and I can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and I can do you all three concurrent or consecutive, but I can't do you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory -- they're all blood, you see."
In other words, this is the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern one.
Summary: "Deaths and disclosures, universal and particular, denouements both unexpected and inexorable, transvestite melodrama on all levels including the suggestive. We transport you into a world of intrigue and illusion ... clowns, if you like, murderers -- we can do you ghosts and battles, on the skirmish level, heroes, villains, tormented lovers -- set pieces in the poetic vein; we can do you rapiers or rape or both, by all means, faithless wives and ravished virgins -- flagrante delicto at a price, but that comes under realism for which there are special terms."
Ah, our poor unloved baby. I still like it, though.
Take the rating and warnings seriously. (Guildenstern: Is that what people want? Player: It's what we do.)
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04 Jul 2026
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Krycek has done so many worse things than play buoy for a drowning man.
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31 May 2026
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Synchronicity and Pancakes, or The Bernadette Peters Effect by girlpire
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Next Generation
29 Dec 2020
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Throughout his life, Data has experienced a peculiar glitch in his positronic matrix: brief moments of lost time. Now, orbiting a planet on the brink of its own destruction, those lost moments are coming back to him in a way that seems especially relevant given the choice the Enterprise crew has to make. How much should be risked when it comes to saving an entire species?
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15 Mar 2026
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kiss me just once for luck (these are desperate measures) by LiarsandThieves22
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Jan 2026
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“I do not want to make you uncomfortable. With how I talk about us. To others. Like . . . reporters. Or how I treat you in front of others, like the guys on the team.”
Something like understanding settled on Shane’s face now, and it immediately made Ilya’s heart stop racing. “You think I don’t like PDA.”
“First time I held your hand in public I thought you were going to have a panic attack,” Ilya admitted.
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Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through five times Ilya initiated PDA (and one time Shane did).
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14 Mar 2026
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Grady v. Rozanov by Pickle_Chips
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Feb 2026
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“Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.
“You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.
“…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”
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Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.
Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.
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14 Mar 2026