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Never go against a crow when death is on the line by EfficientlyProcrastinating for Creepypasta_fander
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Princess Bride (1987)
14 Apr 2026
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“I know a way.” There was a gleam in Jespers eyes that sent Wylans heart racing. Whether it was fear, or excitement, or a thrilling mix of the both, it did not matter. He would follow Jesper into the depths of hell to be allowed to kiss those lips one more time.
“A few more steps, then we’ll be safe in the fire swamp.”
Wylan decided he really ought to be careful what he wished for. Suddenly, the depths of hell seemed far too realistic. “We’ll never survive!”
Jesper grinned that devilish grin of his. The one that promised trouble, and adventure, and fun. Wylan has missed that grin.
“Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”
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The Six Of Crows/ Princess Bride crossover that no one asked for but you’re all gonna get.
Kaz is sneaky
Wesper are in love
Inej is a pirate queen
Matthias is dumb
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So If You Wanna Piss Off Your Parents (Date Me To Scare Them) by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
09 Apr 2026
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“So what is it, you had an argument and want to piss off your parents?”
“Something like that.” Steve smirked. “How much?”
Eddie looked him up and down. “200 bucks. Harrington special.”
“So twice what you’d usually charge?”
“Exactly.”
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When Eddie gets asked by THE Steve Harrington to fake date him, he assumes it’s just a way for the rich asshole to rebel against his parents- something Eddie was very familiar with- but the more he gets to know Steve, the less he thinks that’s really the case…
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Lucas is a bartender who sees a lot. This includes the way the man at his bar is quite obviously yearning for the pretty boy across the dance floor. But he knows unrequited love when he sees it. These twos story is as clear as day. Yet as a bartender, he still feels it’s his duty to step in.
Remus and Sirius are only too aware of what the bartender thinks. And they’re going to use it to their advantage, as much as they possibly can. If they can make some money, and have a little fun doing so, then they absolutely will.
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Sirius genuinely looked scared, and Lily furrowed her eyebrows. What was there to be scared of? He knew that his classmates adored his rebellious injuries, why would he want to keep it a secret? Whatever had happened, surely it couldn’t have been bad enough to…
Oh.
Oh.
“Sirius…” she began tentatively, “You didn’t really fall off your bike, did you?”
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Lily is determined to figure out, once and for all, what on earth is up with Sirius Black. The days off, the mysterious injuries? What is he hiding?
But maybe, just maybe, it would be better for her not to know. Perhaps ignorance really is bliss. The truth often comes with guilt, especially when it’s a truth you don’t get to change.
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Madeleine Deserves Waffles by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
11 Jan 2026
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You know that scene in crooked kingdom where they’re running through the university and someone recognises Jesper. And he promises to take her out for waffles. That.
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“C’mon.” She kept her arms around him, but pulled back to look into his eyes, searching his face before wiping away a tear. “I got you a present.”
Angel sniffled. “But I didn’t get you anything.”
“Ah, that’s alright.” She grinned, nudging his shoulder. “I wasn’t planning on it, but I saw it in Pentious’s lab and I just had to grab it.”
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Cherri comforts Angel after a long day and bad memories. Bad karaoke ensues.
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- Part 7 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
19 Dec 2025
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“You got any fun plans?” Billy drawled, sarcasm lacing his voice. Heather turned to raise an eyebrow.
“Sure. Real fun. Might even beat last years record for screaming matches.” She rolled her eyes, and flopped back into the seat, tawny curls squishing against leather. “I can’t wait.”
“Why don’t you just,” Billy waved his hand in the air uncommittedly, “Run away?”
“Why don’t you?”
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An insight into Billy and Heathers friendship as they decide they’d rather spend their Christmas smoking sadly in a car than with their families. At least, until it begins to snow…
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- Part 6 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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How do you decide the value of a life? by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 May 2025
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How do you decide the value of a life?
How is it possible that something you never cared for before only gains worth when it is gone? How can you love something you never knew? How can you only feel regret once it’s over?
How can you love someone more in death than you ever did in life?
She supposes this is karma.
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What if when Bellatrix killed Tonks, she didn’t know? What if she only saw what’s she’d truly done once it was too late to take it back?
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Oh I wish I had a river (I could skate away on) by EfficientlyProcrastinating for Padfootandpr0ng
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
07 Dec 2024
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“I have a spare pair, you know.”
“Good. You’ll have some if those ones break.”
Inej laughed, a melodic, tinkling sound, like the Christmas bells that rang out from the chapel for midnight mass. Kaz was still yet to find a jar strong enough to go hold it.
“Or… you could have a go?”
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Kaz watches Inej skate (in a not creepy way, he swears), and she invites him to join her. The only problem is, well, he can’t skate.
Not a modern AU, I’m sure they had ice skates whenever six of crows was roughly set (I did no research). Also what fits Inej more perfectly than LITERAL KNIFE SHOES idk I just feel like she’d slay at figure skating. Anyways, enjoy! (Or don’t, free will exists for now so you do you)
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- Part 4 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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Red had always been Regulus’ favourite colour.
He would never admit it if you asked him. He’d always say it was green. He did like green, really he did, but red was always special to Regulus.
It reminded him of James.
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Regulus spends his Christmas thinking about James.
Chapter 1 is with the happy ending, chapter two is with the sad one
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- Part 3 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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Won’t you stay another day (stay now) by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
02 Dec 2024
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Advent was always just another countdown for Wylan. For him, it never felt like counting down to Christmas. It always felt like counting down to Christmas being over.
He knew, realistically, that all things in life had to end. He knew that one day he would reach his end. And he knew that when he did, it would be a long while before Jesper came with him.
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Wylan begins the countdown. To Christmas!
Just ignore the MCD tag 🤪Series
- Part 2 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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What Christmas Means to Me by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
01 Dec 2024
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“I hear Christmas was about religion too, long ago.” She murmured.
“Yes. Though now it just seems to be a vessel for capitalism.” Matthias snarked “Though, of course, it’s all for Ghezen. What would be better for the God of Trade than spending too much money on overpriced items with ‘Christmas’ slapped on the front.” His tone was mocking, and Inej felt she understood.
“The only celebration the Suli have around then is Sankta Maryas day. It’s on the 6th.”
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Inej and Matthias talk about their individual experiences with Christmas, and Inej makes a trip to Fjerda.
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- Part 1 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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I don’t remember writing this by EfficientlyProcrastinating for Padfootandpr0ng
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
28 Jan 2024
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Some dude called Darnell is an idiot I guess. Blame Padfootandpr0ng. Also small life update and where I am with my other fics for anyone who cares.
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And the Crows are singing out for Christmas Day by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
24 Dec 2023
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“That’s a nice jumper, Fahey. It needs some more red on it though.”
“Aw come on Kaz. Blood is completely the wrong shade!”
“You can call it Tie-Dye.”
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The crows go carolling. Kaz sees an opportunity for miscreancy. Jesper sees an opportunity for shenanigans.
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- Part 5 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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Of Crows and Cameras by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
23 Nov 2023
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The Crows in a modern day celebrity AU. There may be some angst coming. You have been warned.
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Wager or Wylan by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
13 Oct 2023
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A short fic about Jesper’s gambling addiction and how Wylan helps. When I say short I mean SHORT. Like Wylan.
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- English
- Words:
- 135
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 15
- Hits:
- 376
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Mothers Crazy Sister Kate by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Possibly in Michigan (1983)
03 Oct 2023
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Based off of the song ‘out of her head’ from the movie possibly in Michigan.
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To be a Woman by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
02 Oct 2023
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Elle talking about her transgender experience. If you don’t like don’t read.
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I’m not sure what to put. A summary of Wylan life based around his feeling of falling.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 183
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 168
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Train wreck by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Solitaire - Alice Oseman, Heartstopper (TV)
01 Oct 2023
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This is basically Charlie’s self harm relapse in solitaire.