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When Ed searches Craigslist for a used bike, he finds a picture of a hot, confused-looking man in the middle of putting his shirt on (or taking it off?). In exchange for the bike, Ed offers to help Stede set up a Grindr profile, and over the course of an evening, they talk personal histories and historical pirates. By the end of the evening, they go for the ride of their lives.
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Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet met via a heat/rut matching app, and spent a great week together. What happens when Ed left Stede with a little souvenir?
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This is a pregnancy/kid fic.
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Freemanji 2: 2Free2Manji by bad_idea_in_a_glass
Fandoms: Free Guy (2021), Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (Movies)
30 Jun 2026
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Accused of Antwan’s murder, Mouser turns to Millie and Keys to help prove his innocence by tracking down Antwan and convincing him to come home. Simple enough. It’s not like they actually have to beat a murderous video game or anything… right?
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- Part 2 of Freemanji
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Stede's Apartment by Stedephile
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Apartment (1960)
09 Jun 2026
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His apartment was one of the reasons why Stede wished he could sometimes be abducted by the odd extraterrestrial. In general, it was a very nice apartment. Lounge, kitchen, bedroom, ensuite; not too spacious but not cramped, even with his substantial collection of knick-knacks and trinkets, and full use of the utility room in the basement.
The only problem was that Stede did not always have full use of the apartment itself.
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Stede Bonnet has been renting out his apartment to his superiors at work so they can cheat on their wives. In the hopes that facilitating their affairs will make them facilitate his advancement in the company. Maybe once he's more than a lowly spreadsheet wrangler he'll gather up the courage to ask out the beautiful security guard at the front desk. Maybe his promotion is what the big boss is calling him up to his office about. Or maybe Stede's life is about to change in an entirely different way.
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Edward Teach has made quite a name for himself in Hollywood— directing, producing, cleaning up after Jack Rackham's messes— but he's lost some of the magic. When his friends Anne and Mary ask him to come to New York to produce their latest play, Ed finds a fast friend in Stede Bonnet, and maybe something more.
A late 1970s AU inspired by Orville Peck's song of the same name.
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let me photograph you in this light in case it is the last time by serpent_and_dahlia
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Jun 2026
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If you wanted, I could marry you instead.
It's 2004, and Edward Teach just offered to marry his best friend to save Stede from the marriage his parents were planning to some girl he barely knew. They've run away, tied the knot at city hall, and now they find themselves in some tiny town by the sea that no one's ever heard of.
Two decades later, Ed will be one of the most famous people in the world, and they won't have spoken in years, but for now they're just kids: with no money, no place to live, and no idea what they're doing.
Also Ed's painfully in love with his best friend, but they don't talk about that.
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This is the prequel to Right Where You Left Me, but can be read on its own
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- Part 2 of Right Where You Left Me