EclecticKefi

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    All my disturbing, unsettling fics.

     

    “You’re a heap of flesh and guts and blood in a wax museum. The only thing real. Sickeningly real. Crimson and warm where the others are pale and cold. Revoltingly red, nauseatingly alive. You’re a child in a graveyard.”

    -Layana Clouet, “A Love Letter to a Dead Thing.”

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    What is says on the tin.

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    “When I summoned you, Shadow Link, I expected you to follow orders,” Demise seethes, glaring down at him with the hatred the god is so well known for. “Kill the heroes, I commanded you. And what do you do?” He slams his fists down onto the arms of his gaudy throne, cracking the stone. “Pull pranks?!”

    “Distractions,” Shadow lies smoothly, wondering if it is possible for a god to perish from high blood pressure. “To lead them astray from the Goddesses’ mission.”

    “I want them dead, not distracted!”

    Shadow fights not to laugh. Well, that’s not going to happen. If Demise wanted them dead so badly, he should have picked a minion that actually gave a shit about his world-ending nonsense.

    Besides, if the heroes were dead, Shadow Link wouldn’t be having nearly so much fun.

    -Or-

    Shadow Link pranks the Chain.

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    25 Jun 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 88

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    Legend never considered himself the best of their group, nobody in the group did. It was unsaid, but most of them agreed that either Sky or Hyrule was the strongest between their swordsmanship and magical prowess respectively. However, the Oracle Nayru once said otherwise.

    In a dungeon, the Chain arrives at the final boss room, where a dehydrated corpse that later claims to be a Sheikah Monk demands to fight the greatest of the heroes, alone.

    Hyrule is just far too much of a fanboy for Legend to escape this fight he thinks he will lose.

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    Whumptober 2023 | Prompt 1: ”How many fingers am I holding up?”

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    25 Jun 2026

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    A compilation of assorted letters between two unlikely pen pals: a man trying to build a nation, and a young boy who needs a friend. These are only a few letters of their lengthy correspondence.

    Or: "what if the postal service got screwed up after LU?"

    A letters fic

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    18 May 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 93

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    The world is rocking. Or maybe just Four is. He can't tell. When he opens his eyes reality is a blur of colors, dizzying and confusing. Four groans and turns his face from the light, nauseated.

    The hand around his shoulder squeezes lightly, thumb rubbing small circles. "You awake, Four?"

    Or, A fluffy sickfic. That’s it. This is just Four getting wrapped up in blankets and hugs. There isn’t even a plot here, just a thinly veiled excuse about poison or something to have Four allow himself to be cuddled.

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  5. Public Bookmark 69

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    Twilight didn’t know when it had become a habit, but he instinctively assigned the people he met with spirit animals. It had become his way of understanding them, something brought about by the nature of his own adventure. The princess was an owl, Ilia was a horse, he was a wolf. He had that in common with Time and Wild. Legend was a rabbit (what a moment it had been to see that confirmed before his eyes!), while Wind was a tern…

    And Four?

    Four was a cat.

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    Twilight is a cat person. And in his opinion, Four is also a cat person.

    He just doesn't know it yet.

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