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Undercover in a fucking cult.
707 owed them his life, if they even got him out alive. Also, a car. Two cars, because it was a cult. Three, for getting a civilian mixed up in it.God only knows why Vanderwood put up with this shit.
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I wanted... a Vanderwood route. So I wrote one. Here it is??? Idk folks it’s gonna be a wild ride while I try to save everyone at once hold onto your hats
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Distance in Lightyears by EatingDirtForFunandProfit
Fandoms: Mystic Messenger (Video Game)
14 Jan 2018
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I bring his hand up to my lips and kiss it, winking at him. He giggles, and it’s bright, and his smile is bright, and it’s dark out but he’s bright, he’s bright.
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If you like overly poetic space metaphors and vauge allusions to christian guilt and ALSO want to hold hands with Seven on the hood of his sports car then THIS is the Drabble for you. Probably.
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Seung Gil should never get drunk. Ever. Because the one time he did, it resulted in him moving to Detroit, being dragged into social media feuds, and enduring one of the most peppy, confusing, extroverted people he'd ever met, who was hell bound not on learning the quads he needed for his program, but on teaching Seung Gil to "have fun". Seung Gil did not need fun. Seung Gil needed a nap. And possibly some earplugs.
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"Yuuri Katsuki will be playing..." He felt tears grow behind his eye lids. Did he really have to say it out loud? Maybe he'd get thrown a bone in the form of a non speaking role, or even a couple of lines, but it was still embarrassing to hear- "Beatrice!"
/what. WHAT./ Yuuris head snapped up, trying to find the punch line, the joke, but Viktor just beamed down at him with that blinding smile. Otabek was clapping, Yuri was practically screaming, but all he could hear was his own heartbeat, as Viktor leaned in to help Yuuri out of his chair. "I guess we'd better get to know each other, right, Yuuri?" This was it. He could feel his soul leaving his body. Katsuki Yuuri died in the lobby of a blackbox theatre, with half a granola bar in a white knuckled grip, and Viktor Nikiforovs hand in the other.Yuuri tries out for a modest role in a play his idol is directing and staring in, and gets in way over his head when Viktor asks him to play the romantic lead. Can he really deal with playfully insulting his crush on stage when he can't even talk to him properly?
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debt of a knife by iliacquer
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Apr 2020
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The Lans were all shining and strange, more beings of ice than men, but not a single one of them shone as brightly as their lord. He strode forward, his cloak a whisper of noise against the snow, his black hair glittering with frost.
“Kneel,” said Hanguang Jun. His voice was deep.
Or: The AU where warlord!LWJ fic takes rebel WWX captive ~as his warprize~ but is actually protecting him.
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29 Dec 2020
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your heartbeat, across the grass by fakeplasticlily
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Feb 2020
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To his unbridled horror, Wei Wuxian sees his face up on the giant screen in real time for the entire stadium to see. Still laughing as his face takes a moment to catch up with the sheer mortification he’s feeling, A-Yuan perched on his shoulders as the Lan Wangji cape drapes over them.
There’s also commentary.
“—scenes from the stands here, this dad and his son making for an adorable twosome all decked out in support for local hero Lan Wangji—”
“—Speaking of, our man seems to have taken a little tumble—”
Wei Wuxian finds Lan Wangji on the field. The ball is nowhere near him but he seems to have fallen inexplicably backwards, sitting on the grass as he looks up at the giant screen.
Right up at the footage of him.
(AU where A-Yuan is professional footballer Lan Wangji's biggest fan, and his babysitter Wei Wuxian wants nothing more than to forget his days as the photographer of their school football team, calling out to the captain from the stands just so he'd look around at him.)
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29 Dec 2020
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dark and delicate by darkredloveknot (enheduane)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Dec 2020
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When Lan Zhan finds himself caught in a stranger's love spell, the witch he loves—Wei Ying—helps set him free. It requires trust, magic, some herbs, quiet possessiveness, a knife, and some very specific bodily fluids.
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29 Dec 2020
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5 times Jace and Addax almost realized that they were in love (+1 time they did)
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18 Mar 2018
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a live feed and a can-do attitude by fangirl_squee
Fandoms: Friends at the Table (Podcast)
15 Jan 2018
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“Because at the end, you get an ice skating rink”
Gig’s always felt that you get out of life what you put into it. It’s why he always tries to put in the most he possibly can. It seems to be working out so far.
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13 Mar 2018