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Lucifer's Unofficial Guide for the Care and Keeping of Radio Demons by AlligatorEyes
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Jul 2026
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Lucifer comes to two, somewhat related, realizations regarding the most prickly resident of the Hotel after the Hotel itself keeps shoving them together.
1) Alastor is terrible at taking care of himself while being absurdly competent about taking care of literally everyone and everything else while he goes about like a rabid porcupine.
2) He might have come on a little strong during their initial meeting and he might need to soften his touch just a tad and maybe make up for the insults and the manhandling and the degrading commentary.
Lucifer decides that he's going to take care of Alastor whether he likes it or not and they are both taken off guard by how much Alastor desperately needed to be cared for and how starved for affection he is.
Part 1: Tea & Tenderness
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08 Jul 2026
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B is for Baby Blues by radioapple-heathen (hikariandyami)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Jul 2025
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Alastor prides himself on being exceptionally multifaceted. The infamous Radio Demon. The host of the Hazbin Hotel. Pride Ring's favorite radio star. The Devil's occasional midnight indulgence.
There's simply nothing he can't do when he sets his mind to it.
... Except possibly parenthood. Alastor isn't sure he's built for that.
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25 Jun 2026
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Two experts in the art of having pretty terrible days, seem to also be experts in the art of taking pretty terrible decisions.
"Listen, you could go ahead and tell your daughter the truth tomorrow morning, but I am positive you saw her big, shiny smile when she thought you had actually moved on for good from your ex-wife. How long will it be until she comes back? Give or take, a few weeks, won't it? Do you want to keep worrying Charlie? Do you want to make Lilith uncomfortable? Be my guest, but I believe you should take this opportunity to make up with your family and be the father that you yourself said half an hour ago that you have not been her entire life," Alastor bargained.
"Are you trying to blackmail me into being in a relationship with you?" Lucifer frowned.
Alastor half-hugged him by the shoulders, "Not at all! I would never do such a thing. I am just trying to help you see the bright side."
In which The Devil and The Radio Demon try to get the best out of a deal that was made when they were drunk.
Or, in which Lucifer and Alastor pretend to be in a relationship even though they can barely stand each other while being sober.Bookmarked by DuBeDu
10 May 2026
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That's Not on the Menu! by KafkaWasACreole for bakunawa_moon
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 Nov 2025
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All Lucifer wanted was to enjoy his unending boredom at his favorite restaurant in peace. Until it hired a new waiter. All Alastor wanted was to survive. Then Lucifer happened.
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