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Kakashi looks at him expectantly and it’s only then that Iruka realizes he actually has to do something since Kakashi agreed to let him try this. He goes slowly, hoping that his deliberate movements come across as confidence and not what they actually are.
It's probably best for Kakashi to stay where he is on the couch, so Iruka goes around the back of it to stand behind him. Iruka starts to move his hands where he needs to. Hesitates. Tries again. Gets a little closer. Still can't.
“Can I … I need to, uhm — is it alright if I touch you?”
or, what started as iruka offering to try relieving the stress of the sharingan for kakashi leads to the two of them spending unprecedented amounts of time together. and now ...
well, iruka isn't quite sure what they are now.
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09 Jul 2026
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Dinner with the Special Assassination and Tactical Squad by pentapus for samsarapine
Fandoms: Naruto
10 Aug 2013
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Genma held up a photo pinched between his first and second fingers. Iruka’s smile froze on his face. “What are you doing with this?”
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29 Jun 2026
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In which our intrepid duo's comfortable married life and the world changes forever when a wounded child approaches Gai for help.
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05 Jun 2026
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Far too young, Kakashi sought comfort in the arms of a civilian girl that smelled nice and just made it easier to breathe. When the consequences get real, he swears to do his best, but with everyone and everything against them, it fall apart. Separation is painful for everyone involved, until his little girl learns the truth. Her pink hair isn't natural and the man she's been calling 'Daddy' is an imposter.
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03 Jun 2026
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He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.
But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a cannon fodder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.
He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.
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Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn. And if they also learned how to be a family in the process, well, that's just a bonus.
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25 May 2026