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WTEWYNE: The British Accent by Doctorpants for ScreamingFangirl
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
20 Nov 2025
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This takes place in the alternative universe of "What To Expect When You're Not Expecting" by ScreamingFangirl.
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Scar loves how his two-year-old talks exactly like Grian. Her little British accent is the cutest thing. So if he gets a little paranoid when he thinks she might lose her accent, then could you really blame him?
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WTEWYNE: Advancement Made- First Word! by Doctorpants for JaegarDog
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
19 Jun 2025
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These are my headcanon drabbles surrounding the kids of ScreamingFangirl's series What to Expect When You're Not Expecting and their first words (as well as few other milestones because I couldn't help myself). I will update this kinda sporadically as ideas come to me.
Chapter 1: Beau Slab
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WTEWYNE: The Best Birthday Gift by Doctorpants for NightOfStarFall
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
20 May 2025
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Teddy M-Dog's one year anniversary of being on Hermitcraft happens to also be Hermes' birthday. Teddy wonders if the hermits have room for celebrating two big moments at once.
Years later, Teddy knows the answer.
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WTEWYNE: Luke, I Am Your (Grand) Father by Doctorpants for ScreamingFangirl
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
23 Mar 2025
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This is set in the universe of What to Expect When You're Not Expecting by ScreamingFangirl
Sunny Goodtimes and Maple Slab welcome a new packmate to the hermitcraft server, and Scar couldn't be more pleased to meet his grandson.
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- Part 1 of WTWYNE: The Next Generation
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Love That Doesn't Have a Place to Rest by Doctorpants for ScreamingFangirl
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
18 Nov 2024
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This takes places in the Universe of What To Expect When You're Not Expecting by ScreamingFangirl so references that series a lot and spoilers for that series.
Grian is just leaving the first trimester of pregnancy behind when everyone is whisked away for another round of death games. The morning sickness doesn't seem to quit, though. Luckily Scar's based close by to offer some much needed comfort to his wonderful husband.
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- Part 1 of What to Expect from a Wild Life
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What to Expect from a Wild Life by Doctorpants
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
18 Nov 2024
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Causing Chaos with the Goodtimes Family by Doctorpants
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
14 Jul 2024
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This is a series of oneshots inspired by What to Expect When You're Not Expecting by Screaming Fangirl. These will all contain spoliers for that fic and others of that series. be warned! But basically these kids make me mentally ill/pos and I want to write about them.
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Hermitcraft Halfbloods AU by Doctorpants
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Feb 2024
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In This World, it's Just Us by wreckerdeckerr
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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Welcome aboard, passenger number three.
Ryland Grace now must face his biggest challenge yet: parenthood. It's going to be a long four years to Erid, and he and Rocky are going to have to team up and get creative in raising this tiny human together within the walls of the Hail Mary. Grace is going to have to sort through his own issues-- including painful memories and tricky feelings about his alien best friend-- all while being at the mercy of parenthood, deep space, and their limited supplies.
For more context, please read parts 1 and 2 of this series!
Series
- Part 3 of Parting Gift
Bookmarked by Doctorpants
09 Jun 2026
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4/?
Snfjrcjt “our hatchling” shstshgxyd i had no idea I would be as invested in this story as I am but hooo boy i am in it now :D
Edit: Adrian 🥺
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Din stands quite still, polite-like, with his hands crossed at his waist. So does Luke. After a moment, the baby crosses his hands too.
At last Din appears to relax completely and Luke turns away. ‘I’ll be back for him,’ he tells Din, his voice warm, ‘but first I must attend to my other Padawans.’
‘Oh,’ Din says respectfully. ‘Is that… a Force thing?’
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Star Light, Star Bright by snapdragonpop007
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
12 Jun 2021
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“I heard Skywalker got married.”
“Wormie? No karkin’ way.”
“I ain’t lying! He showed back up at his farm last night with a half dead Mando an’ told Beru they got married ‘fore he passed out.”
“Yeah, right. A Mando married Wormie Skywalker.”
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- Part 1 of Star Light, Star Bright
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14 Jun 2026
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I knew nothing about this ship two days ago but I stumbled on pne fic after another and here I am
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Watch you sleep by Fangraphic
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
22 May 2026
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"Will Grace try to eat?"
Grace took a deep breath and nodded, he didn't want to argue with Rocky. Tell him how broken he was really feeling. Tell him how he was missing earth. Tell him he didn't know what to do anymore, but he couldn't. He just didn't have the courage to do so.
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3 months are still left on the flight plan to Erid and Grace is counting each and every day. Malnutrition, scurvy, loneliness and the missing of earth is tearing his body and mind apart. It seems like pieces of him are breaking off that might never be put together again. Perhaps Grace his mind will give up before his body does. Rocky wonders about that too. Frustrations grow between them as there is nothing they can do and nothing they can fix. A hard talk has to take place soon, but it might break the both of them.
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Speech pattern by Chaotic_aroace
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
12 Jun 2026
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Once Rocky learned that Grace can whistle, he decided to teach him how to say some basic words in Eridian
One day when they were close to Erid, Rocky falls ill and is unable to answer to the Eridian messageLuckily, Grace could answer
Too bad that Rocky didn't tell just how, juvenile he sounded when he spoke Eridian
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How Grace confused Eridians about his age
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28 May 2026
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5/?
Grace is so cute, just a pebble