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    With the help of human technology the Eridians venture out to explore their star system. Near Sixworld they find a strange alien craft. And inside they find a human. Luckily one of their engineers, Adrian, is a little bit of a human expert and can babysit the human until his mate and his pet human can join to help.

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    Ryland looked down at his clipboard, where he had written a reasonable script, supplied earlier that day by Adrian. Unfortunately, the moment his eyes landed on the words, his brain supplied only terrible ways to say them.

    He chose the worst one.

    “I need flowers with prominent reproductive structures.”

    The man went completely still.

    Ryland could feel his soul attempting to leave his body.

    “For a plant anatomy lab,” he added quickly. “For my students. Middle school students. Not–” He cut himself off, because there was simply no end to that sentence that would improve his situation. Instead, he just weakly smiled, and added “Science.”

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    Ryland Grace is brilliant with biology, awkward with adults, and far too invested in giving his students the lessons they deserve. Simon Fleischer is a guarded florist who trusts plants more than people and has no interest in being needed by anyone again. But when a forgotten school lab brings Ryland into Root & Thorn, their lives begin to tangle in quiet, unexpected ways – through flowers, roots, and the terrifying possibility of being cared for properly.

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    “Hi, Ken!” A passing man waves at him.
    “Up yours,” Simon deadpans. If he can’t swear, he can at least get creative with it.

    (Or: Simon wakes up in Barbieland. He's pretty sure if Hell were a real place it would be this, complete all of the with pink accents.)

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    Sure, he and Michael had actually had some pretty funny conversations in the Cage, but everything was always...dampened, somewhat, because the knowledge that they were trapped always overtook everything else. But now? Now that they were free, without the confines of Enochian metals and sigils bearing down on them every second of every day?

    Well, it was probably high time that the serotonin in his brain kicked off.

    ...Still, did it really have to be in response to a grumpy archangel’s joke about a trench coat?

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    Adrian gest too antsy after decades of radio silence from their mate. A smaller crew sets out to recover the ship, but is soon forced to turn back after rescuing a strange alien from a blood-filled moon.
    Adrian/Simon centric
    POV is translated from Eridian-speak, you're welcome gang <3

    If the chapter titles seem sporatic that's because I'm naming them as I please. I did cook with chapter 25 tho

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    Ch 45

    When I finished reading yesterday, I took a sneak peek at chapter 31 - as it was the latest chapter at the time - just to see if there was any Grace mention. If I just had picked the chapter right before 💀🙏 or hell if I just decided to give up on sleep and click next chapter Grace would have been right there 💀💀.

    Anyways I'm loving this fic so far its actually great. A small part of me wants Simon to invite Ava to come live with them but that same part also knows it could never be 🥀.

    Hey, so that was really mean. 😭😭😭😭 I was lulled into a false sense of security with all the cute courtship going on. I felt like Simon clicking the camera button and seeing the eel for the first time when I hit next chapter. Could have at least kissed the human crushing boulder you've sent my way.